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khun: remember, the path to inner peace begins with four simple words
khun: now repeat after me
khun: "not my fucking problem"

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Bam: Has anyone ever in any point of your life told you they love you?

Khun: Does family count?

Bam: Yes.

Khun: Then no.

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viole: why did you read my journal

jinsung: i didn't know it was your journal. i thought it was a really sad handwritten book

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Khun: I don’t have a crush on Bam

Khun: He’s just someone I stare at and I like

Khun: and when he’s not here, it ruins my day

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hatz: why are you like this?
khun: like what? charming? devastatingly handsome? a genius? you’ll have to be more specific.

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khun: would you call me a hard worker?
white: absolutely. you make almost everything harder than it needs to be.

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Ran: *cooking* the food is ready
Anaak :*takes a bite* Ew, that's disgusting. Didn’t you tell me that youve cooked before?
Ran: Yeah, but i never said it would be taste good.

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Zahard: I'll do whatever it takes to destroy your happiness

Bam: My happiness?

Bam: I'm happy?

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Goseng: why are Prince and Miseng sitting back to back?

Viole: they had a fight

Goseng: but why are they holding hands

Viole: because Prince doesnt like it when they fight

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Yuri: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Yuri, aggressively throwing water bottles: DRINK UP

Androssi: ...

Evan: She’s trying to yell mental health and well being into us.

Yuri, yelling angrily: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Bam, crying: It's working

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Khun: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you all are.
Sweet and sour: [breathes a collective sigh of relief]
Khun: Actually no, it’s going to bug me if I don’t--

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Wangnan: Khun won’t trace it back to us.

Enhwa: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven’t even done back to us!

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Khun: My friends always accuse me of favoritism.

Khun: Which is wrong, i love Bam and none-Bams equally.

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Maria: yep
Khun: November 29th

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Khun: Can you guys get a table?

Bam and Rak: Sure thing.

[Moments later]

Bam and Rak sprinting from a resturant, carrying a table: START THE CAR!

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Bam: *cooking* Mr Khun, could you give me a hand?

Khun: a hand in marriage? sure *orders a limousine* *reserves a restaurant* *wears a wedding ring on Bam’s finger* *kisses him* *bridal carries Bam to the sound of guests cheering*
Bam at first wedding night in Khun’s arms: wut

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When Khun and Maria first met:

Maria: When's your birthday?

Khun: Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

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Bam: What kind of hair would older me have?

Garam: Get an army cut and follow in the footsteps of your father.

Bam: Which one?

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Zahard: I saw the most beautiful thing outside today

Eduan: That's strange, I've been inside the entire day

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Androssi: Sometimes you just have to accept your flaws.

Khun: Wow... you’ve finally accepted your flaws?

Androssi: No, I’ve accepted yours.