incorrect parker quotes

Incorrect Peter Parker/Spider-Man quotes with the rest of MCU | suggestions are highly appreciated!

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Peter: *sneezes*

Clint: *from inside the vents* bless you

Peter: *gasps* god?

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Bruce: How are you?

Tony: I’m good, I have a headache that keeps coming and going

*Peter bursts in screaming about something*

Tony: There it is

[Bridget 🌻 ia @koseligdreams]

Quill Has petted a t-Rex in another life... https://t.co/IjsMA8cWFy

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Peter: I wanna go back in time and pet the dinosaurs.

Tony: you want to go pet... a T-Rex?

Peter: they have feelings too!!

Tony: the feeling is called HUNGER!

Quill: but imagine eating a burger with it.

Peter: see only Quill is allowed with me on my adventure.

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@marveIcomic AN INTELLECTUAL

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This,,, this aint it bro https://t.co/voLQOScgIa

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Peter: I need you here

Shuri: Why?

Peter: So I can glance at you when someone inevitably annoys me.

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@marveIcomic SHINee: “Fuck we made this song too gay... TAEMIN COME HERE FOR A MINUTE!”

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@marveIcomic TAEMIN LITERALLY BEGGED A WHITE GIRL TO CALL HIM OPPA.

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@shuri_and_peter Me tonight thinking about it

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I always say “its yeet or be yoted” https://t.co/ALtqYTxeOM

[probably (not) peter and shuri @shuri_and_peter]

@lncorrectparker Wait actually you know how there’s that thing where they’re all like sometimes it’s yeet or be yeeted now do we say it’s yeet or be yote? My eyes have been opened

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@marveIcomic A true LGBTQ+ icon

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Tony and Steve: *arguing during Civil War*

Peter: When there's too much drama at the Compound, all you gotta do is, walk AWAAYAAAYAAYY

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Peter: is the past tense of yeet, yote? or yeeted?

Ned: why would it be yote

Shuri: why WOULDN'T it be yote?

MJ: why are we having this discussion?

Shuri: what about... yoted?

Peter: that just makes this even harder to figure out.

*MJ has muted this conversation*

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Peter: *on PA at avengers compound* YOU LOST THE GAME

*collective groaning from throughout the compound*

[Submission from: @AwkwardCharlieD]

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👀 https://t.co/XRhTIdhgZY

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Peter: im a hot mess but I love u all for handling it

MJ: emphasis on the hot part

Ned: an ever larger substantial emphasis on “mess”

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Thank you love!!! ❤️ https://t.co/KzqSudAGg1

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Tony: That kids an idiot.

Tony, realising it's Peter: Holy shit, that's my idiot..

[endearing hobo @CodyShepard641]

I live casual I will die casual https://t.co/8nVter1OLm

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Honestly? A big mood. https://t.co/j0fqlC12gw

[endearing hobo @CodyShepard641]

I live casual I will die casual https://t.co/8nVter1OLm