Lauren Daley

To hell with limits.

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

@AmericanAir A woman on our flight is flying home from chemo slumped in a wheelchair in front of your desk. She shivered for 45
Min while her sister tried to get a blanket. She wasn’t complaining about a hotel or sleeping in a restaurant booth. She.was.cold. staff did nothing, @AmericanAir

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

Glad to know our flight is now delayed again @AmericanAir because the first officer isn’t at the gate yet. The gate crew were really sweet about letting us know our flight was ‘ridiculously early’ and it was sprung on them

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

@AmericanAir I can be reasonable at flight delays due to things out of your control. This is in your control. Starting your job on time is in your control. Educating staff on empathy when they deliver bad news is in your control. I don’t want a fucking travel unicorn I want some decency.

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

@AmericanAir Your team would need to show up on time to do that, @AmericanAir

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

Spending my last $12 airport meal voucher all like

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

When you’re stuck in the airport in daytime, @AmericanAir brings a cart of water and sandwiches. When you’re stuck overnight they give you directions to the info desk that’s 1.34 miles away for tiny pillows. Oh and only about 20% of airport outlets work overnight.

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

Hey @AmericanAir flight 1: canceled, babies in airport for 24 hours. Lost luggage and car seats. loaner car seat had puke on it. Today another canceled flight. Hotels booked. Cots and blankets gone. Babies sleeping in bar while the floor gets waxed repeatedly. Do better.

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

How loud is @PHLAirport at 3
Am? Answer: melodious melding of TruTv, floor waxing machines and oldies mixed with the ever jarring ‘welcome to Philadelphia airport!’

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

@GregoryAIsakov The ultimate trip for the ultimate show. Can’t wait!

[Gregory Alan Isakov @GregoryAIsakov]

Red Rocks (8/4) artist pre-sale is now live! Password: Machines
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[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

Ugly crying at the @LetsGoLunaHQ episode on day of the dead. I mean, the little people in my house are.

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

@CPotterPgh *sniff* you’ve grown up so fast

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

Today I turned ‘I can’t hear on FaceTime well enough so I put the video chat up to my ear’ old.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is a tree. growing inside the house. it wasn’t here earlier. but it’s here now. the human doesn’t seem concerned. so i think its our family now. he will be my veggie fren. and i shall call him steven

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

Massive cheese structure? All I want for Christmas is you.

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

The historians claim BC means before Christ. I would argue it means Before Cheese

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

The Human Toll of Instant Delivery https://t.co/YbKdZtHjth

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

A defendant shows up in immigration court by himself. He’s 6. https://t.co/1iFZc5Av3F

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

I’ve spent a great deal of this morning sending thanksgiving messages to friends that offer the set up to say ‘that’s what she said’. You’re welcome, world.

[Lauren Daley @lndaley]

My wife: ‘ I’m going to pack a light lunch for work today since we have a big meal tonight’
Me: ‘so does this mean I can have the leftover ribs for lunch then?’