Mrs.X

Computer nerd, chemist, gamer.

[Mrs.X @LnL245]

All of my password recovery answers are a lie.

[Mrs.X @LnL245]

This account is officially retired. 😭 If I have any gamer friends here you can find me on Mixer (link in bio)!

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

Photosynthesis is the process used by plants to convert a picture into a thousand words

[∞ + 1 @stuckinaportal]

My daughter (4yo) is really into learning about “cool facts” right now and can’t stop telling people things like “the holes in swiss cheese are called eyes” and “some snails can sleep for 3 years”

Please reply with some of your favourite “cool facts” and I’ll read them to her!

[Mrs.X @LnL245]

@stuckinaportal If you bite into Wint-O-Green lifesavers in the dark you'll see a spark because methyl salicylate (oil of wintergreen) is fluorescent. 😄

[ghost mom @radtoria]

Let’s all use this thread to shout out people who have made twitter a better place for us.

[Mrs.X @LnL245]

@AnOrangeSNES I thought this was a riddle or math problem at first. I think I'll stick around for the Kirk luls for a while.

[Eric B @enigmaterics]

When a burrito comes unwrapped it becomes a burritohno.

[Mrs.X @LnL245]

@cravin4 @LoveNLunchmeat Haaaaaaa! My husband moved over to wearing hats really low.

[🇺🇸 Happy ChillMore™ 🇨🇦 @cravin4]

Cloudy days at the beach suck cause my wife keeps asking why I'm wearing sunglasses.

[Z. “Partygoer” Smooth @itszmoothly]

Stupid ass science teacher. I’ve seen this one before.

[Z. “Partygoer” Smooth @itszmoothly]

Nintendo Nintendamos
Nintendas Nintendáis
Nintenda Nintendan

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

The People's Republic of Fuck Off and Die.

[Mrs.X @LnL245]

When someone says they get their water from diet soda.

[Stap the Mattness @Stap_Jr]

Opening twitter like “this should make me angry enough to plow through some work later”.