Ln

HBIC of the IBTC |
Overeducated/financially independent cat lady |
Reticulating splines

[Ln @lnmaus]

"We have periods of happiness and contentment, but we count on our deep sense of cynicism and gloom to get us through them"

[Ln @lnmaus]

This beat feels like it has #h2p vibes, just needs a stadium remix https://t.co/YtFnqbhacK Any chance we can get this at some Pitt games? @nonprolixben

[Ln @lnmaus]

When the cat leaves my lap

[Ln @lnmaus]

@soup_slut_ @SHARON_NEEDLES Did you see her Instagram? Lol

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Sara Innamorato @Innamo]

It was my honor to brief our next President on the importance of killing Spotted Lantern Flies.

[Ln @lnmaus]

How I feel when I do something like make real food as opposed to fridge forage

[Ln @lnmaus]

@BeepCatt From one trench to another, I see you and I love you!

[Ln @lnmaus]

Sometimes I want to gather all the mean things people have done to me on a poster and be like "and you expect someone to be OKAY after all of this?!"

[Ln @lnmaus]

I need anti caffeine. Not decaffeinated. Anti-caffeinated

[Ln @lnmaus]

@soup_slut_ @titosoatmilk This IS girl kibble... NEED

[Ln @lnmaus]

We need @nicolebyer on an episode of Hot Ones @firstwefeast

[Ln @lnmaus]

I can't see cows without thinking about my ex

[Ln @lnmaus]

@soup_slut_ The gif didn't work... Ugh

[Ln @lnmaus]

@soup_slut_

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Can’t wait for the day I get to work with this woman again.

[Ln @lnmaus]

@soup_slut_ omg

[Ln @lnmaus]

Nothing is more irritating than the sound of houseflies moronically bonking around aimlessly in a room, hopelessly unable to find the source of light to lead them outside

[Ln @lnmaus]

How and why do flies survive bonking themselves so frigging loudly into windows all the time

[Ln @lnmaus]

There is no truer OTP than the education connection girl and the free credit report dot com guy