lauren ♡

99% drunk tweets

[Bev @shitbevsayz]

Jacob Cox is always right

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

Take the bit so far we’re starting a business together

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

Shrek is out but shrek 2 is in……

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

Is radius chopped now

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

Rudolph is a bottom

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

I’ve never met a bitch before, until I met you @meghcolleen

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

December 1st means it’s time for Christmas 🎄

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me!

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

Hootin and hollerin at the burlesque

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

Is this your first night out in Logan square? “It’s my first day on earth”

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

@VeinRichard pen pals with a bug bc I’m messaging shrimps all the time…

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

She sucked up rocks

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

Love when an old man driving a creepy white van honks and waves at me 💕

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

Cowabunga

[+ @lkhdme]

this evoked such a sorrowful emotion in me.

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

Thinking about how a guy at club space referred to me as “the boobs”

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

Elevator service — elevated surface

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

What are the odds I somehow end up at Lolla next weekend?

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

Don’t be tied to the outcome.

[lauren ♡ @lo___yo]

My dad asked me who I’m riding for in the Nicki // Sza beef