Lorenzo

¯\_(it is what it isn’t)_/¯

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

any sorority girl that buys a ticket to see a DJ at a frat event:

[James @CaucasianJames]

so what do u want us to do? fight?

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

astrology girls crypto boys

🤝
wanting to go
to the moon

it’s all delusion babe

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

haven’t caught covid yet
just terminally sick af 🤙🏼

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

gorgeous girls love carrot cake and take the mf booster like it’s cream cheese frosting

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

😮‍💨

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

when you meet someone and suddenly visualize becoming their housewife

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

The last 3 pics in my phone… #life

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

some things I’ve done in 2021:
•totaled my car in a snowstorm
•got fired
•survived the heat wave with AC
•stayed sexy ;)
#girlboss

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

you will be hearing from my lawyers

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

@madiiaustin ??? Hmmmmm

[SLANDER @SlanderOfficial]

BASS CANYON 2021 @EXCISION

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

Love that I know the CEO of @DICKS is a woman

& her name is Lauren 😏

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

life is crazy & I’m the craziest

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

I’m in love...

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

me: I like your jacket
stranger: thank you
my brain: phew now they won’t touch me

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

I agree sis✨ people-pleasing and hiding feelings ain’t cute but Jim also kinda sucks so they cute to me

[Sam-Eee @samie_mcgowan]

Unpopular Office opinion:
Pams kinda a shitty person 😬

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

healed my trauma & now it’s haunting me lol

[Lorenzo @lo_alberg]

Can’t you just do 10 more video game commercials instead of selling out like this...

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Just had a great meeting with @realdonaldtrump @potus besides what he’s done so far with criminal reform, the platinum plan is going to give the community real ownership. He listened to what we had to say today and assured he will and can get it done. 🤙🏾