LJ⭐️🫠

hail urself

[LJ⭐️🫠 @lo_john_]

my dog: sleeping peacefully
me: are you mad at me?

[Shermann Dilla Thomas @6figga_dilla]

Ain’t that the truth

[Female Copywriter @Femalcopywriter]

"Just have fun with it!"

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

did elon fire every last graphic designer at twitter

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

I'm 36 years old.

And I run a $0M portfolio of businesses.

This is my daily routine:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Arthur. He seems to have misplaced his legs and needs your help to find them. They are about one inch long and Arthur-colored. 13/10

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Heartbreaking: The worst car you know made a great point 💔

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this guy just threw a molotov cocktail into a donut shop in tulsa that hosted a drag queen art event. because nothing says “protect the kids” like bombing a fucking donut shop https://t.co/Mx73KK97NO

[222 🩷 @favoritesenpaii]

THEY WHITEWASHED APPLE JACKS’ CINNAMON??????

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

no more serial killer shows please make this instead

[Daily Trixie & Katya @trixandkatdaily]

Happy Halloween! 🎃

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.

[LIZZO @lizzo]

PLEASE DONT GET COMFORTABLE W THE STATUS QUO

PLEASE DONT GET DISTRACTED BY CURRENT EVENTS

THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS ARE HERE

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

THE SUPREME COURT DEPENDS ON IT

REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH DEPENDS ON IT

VETERANS RIGHTS DEPEND ON IT

LGBTQIA+ RIGHTS DEPEND ON IT

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Today on the 405 in Los Angeles. We are waiting @adidas.

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

she was bein too real

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

the government should send u a letter on ur 25th birthday asking if u want to continue or be put down

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

love when conservative podcaster benny johnson complained about seeing ads for a gay cruise without realizing that the ads were customized based on your search history