laurel vodka

radically hedonistic ~ chaos ensues

[laurel vodka @lo_lightt]

my boyfriend just used the term “legally injurious” and now i have to marry him

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[boiled angel @eliseplease]

g&t’s are unmatched but people really do look at you like you have an alcoholic style problem if you say gin it’s true 😭

[laurel vodka @lo_lightt]

i will never beat the old lady allegations 😭

[sagittarius ✭ @cybrdurag]

telling ppl my alcohol of choice is gin is such an embarrassing experience ppl are always like wait what the fck u drinkin that for

[blind beth charts and updates @halfawolfpup]

is king’s landing a walkable city

[laurel vodka @lo_lightt]

i am so tired of being surrounded by low iq individuals like it is honestly taxing and embarrassing and exhausting. LIKE GOD DAMN. LEARN TO READ

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

god forbid a woman just wants to lay in bed all day, read books & do nothing.

[laurel vodka @lo_lightt]

once again my boyfriend is snoring through the movie he wanted us to watch 🤦🏼‍♀️

[dounbug @dounbug]

i am NOT a former gifted student. i am gifted. affirm. put me back into the third grade and ill completely obliterate them like i did the first time

[laurel vodka @lo_lightt]

was in a funk all day until my boyfriend came home and i realized i just missed him and needed a laugh

[laurel vodka @lo_lightt]

i hate apple watches

[laurel vodka @lo_lightt]

i really love a good wedge salad

[laurel vodka @lo_lightt]

i have never been so happy

[Kentucky Football @UKFootball]

One week away from this ...

[Vivian @suchnerve]

SALT!!!!!! 😍 I love ingesting sodium chloride!!!!!!! It makes me so happy to fill my body with electrolytes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pounding fists on table* SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT

[laurel vodka @lo_lightt]

i had to stop at my local gas station at 11 pm tonight and the high school kids all hang out there…when i tell you i saw two ed hardy sweatsuits and hollister shorts and camis 🥹🥹 but also lol recession indicator hahaha

[laurel vodka @lo_lightt]

nia, unsolicitedly: i hate jennifer mccabe

[laurel vodka @lo_lightt]

my boyfriend snoring is so comforting to me