Lauren

Mom and wife. Petter of all dogs. Blood runs black and gold.

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

Costume charity golf outing. You better believe we pulled out the stache and shades. Fry em baby.

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

I really don’t love it here anymore, but I so enjoy following my Hawkeye friends and more! Where is everyone going?

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

The daily question of “do I have one more cup of coffee and take myself from normalish to slightly feral?”

The correct answer, always, is to have the additional cup of coffee.

😈

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

The fact he capitalized Great makes me want to vomit.

YUCK.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

BREAKING

President-elect Trump says that Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy will be formally leading the Department of Government Efficiency.

In his statement, Trump says: “I look forward to Elon and Vivek making changes to the Federal Bureaucracy.”

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

Did I not realize I needed to update my laptop operating system to take my remote LSAT today? Oh you bet I didn’t. Nothing like a jolt of adrenaline and a power deleting session to make enough room for the update. But friends, we’re updated and ready to roll!!!

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

I actually appreciate the MAHA moms sharing weird anti vax posts on their instagram stories because then I can go to it and see who else I know that liked it and make a mental note to never ever have playdates with their children🙂

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

“If I eat another row of Oreos and the whole container of jalepeno artichoke dip will it maybe, just maybe, reverse the election results?” She wonders to herself as she does indeed start again on the Oreos.

Narrator: all that came of it was yet another self induced tummy ache.

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

Alrighty. Staying off this app for the next few days for my mental health. Sending hugs to my fellow Twitter friends feeling disappointment today.

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

Look up to the President, who also happens to be a name calling, cheating, swindling, ick of a person. And that’s not even about his politics!!! HE is the definition of the ick.

Desperately hoping these 4 years don’t have the same disgusting hero worship as his last term.

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

The thing I was most scared of is 4 more years of my kids growing up around other kids that are taught a POS like Trump is someone to look up to. That’s not the word in our house, but my parents? My husband’s parents? Other kids at school? They’re being swayed externally to

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

I don’t have a lot of words. But I can tell you that this really truly feels like a country that just can’t stand the thought of a female president if we’re electing a rapist over her.

Great thing for the youth to see. Cool that on the biggest stage rapist > woman.

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

Surely if I just internet a little harder, the election results will show up

[K-Pop Semen Hunter @EmilioEmm]

Not to start political drama on the timeline but why is the queen of another government voting in our election????

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

This election hits different to the tune of tearing up walking to the polling booth with baby girl. Why? Because I hope someday I can proudly tell her she was there with me when I voted for the first female president of the United States of America. We are not going back!

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

Costume the DIY
idea costume

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

I don’t know what this tiny creature is that my son got trick or treating but I love it and will protect it at all costs.

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

Happy Halloween from this little stinker and me!!🥹🥹🥹

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

@pancheros Husband forgot the queso🥲

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

“Benny, did you lick the spoon?”

“No.”

“Are you sure?”

“Uhhhmmm… yes?”

[Lauren @lo_prooo]

I will never stop saying what an honest to goodness Hawkeye treasure Papa Higgins is🥹

[Roy Higgins III. @higginized]

Headed to Lansing! It's time to start Hawkin!!!!!!! Looking for that 7th Hawk Tonight!!!!!!!! Let's Go Hawkeyes and #34 Jay Higgins! We Love you man !!!!!!!! Proverbs 3:5-7