JOSH

Good guy

[JOSH @loadingmase]

“Sell Bruno and replace him with Cole Palmer”

[JOSH @loadingmase]

120m on a player that wants Man city?

You’re a joker Beth

[Beth T @bethTmufc]

This might be a hot take, but I’d slap £120m on the table & say ‘we’ll pay.’

We’ve wasted £60m on transfer flops before. Yes, it’s a huge fee, but this is as close to a guaranteed success as you’ll find.

Hold off on the LW until next summer and use Cunha/Dorgu there for now.

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

And some United fans think we should bid £120m for this guy who prefers a move to Man City?

Imagine the joke. 😂

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Bro, Bruno Fernandez is a football Elder Statesman. Man is good abeg. Make we no lie.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads

[Big_Hut🧩 @Hutman_RM]

Perez has single-handedly stopped Julian Alvarez from joining Barcelona.

[King™️ 🇦🇷 @UTDxKing]

Look at the way the whole squad loves and respects Bruno🥺❤️. Best club captain we've had in a decade.

[JOSH @loadingmase]

Perez after bluffing his way with the 150M bid to win his election knowing Atletico was going to reject the offer and he ends up saving the money

[JOSH @loadingmase]

87:00, down 3-2, Ronaldo steps up and puts the ball in the back of the net from 25 yards out to complete his hat-trick

Genius!

[gam @mbafraaude]

49,5% Neves

49,5% Vitinha

1%

[Viva Ronaldo @yourr_timeline]

Portugal ready for World Cup 2026 ⏳🏆

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Apple announces iOS 27 will require a monthly subscription of $1.99 to use iMessage.

[JOSH @loadingmase]

Ederson that’s our opp, jsyk 😂

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🎥 Èderson already started training with the Brazil 🇧🇷 team

[Bart @UtdBart]

Reminder that “Mark Goldbridge” wanted Pedro Neto over Michael Olise because he was in a “long term relationship” with his girlfriend.

[The CR7 Timeline. @TimelineCR7]

🚨🇵🇹 Antonio José [President of Portugal]:

"Play for each other, and work for each other and for the memory of Diogo Jota

Above all, this immense joy of wearing the Portugal shirt

I ask the team to make the most of its talent & intelligence

The country believes in you."

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

Here is a first look demo of Apple’s new Siri AI

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: From 2026/27, Premier League teams will be punished for wasting time when restarting play.

• Take too long over a goal kick? It becomes a corner.

• Take too long over a throw-in? The other team gets the throw.

• A substituted player must leave the pitch within 10 seconds. If not, his replacement has to wait 60 seconds before coming on, leaving his team with 10 players until then.

[TC @totalcristiano]

Cristiano Ronaldo with the Portugal President. 🤝

[JOSH @loadingmase]

Bruno after he breaks the assist record against Uzbekistan in just the second game of the World Cup

[JOSH @loadingmase]

Lammens will be 24 when we win the league

[JOSH @loadingmase]

When bro keeps talking about his relationship issues instead of being locked in on the World Cup