Jaden

slaying at unprecedented levels

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

n4n (neurodivergent for neurodivergent)

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

@gayden_r for... for why?

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

"nooo no! don't open the sacramental wine!"

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

"sharks CAN have gay sex"

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

"radiation is a cuck."

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

and on the eighth day, god made Clovelly beach

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

"the covid pandemic has absolutely nothing on Bieber fever"

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

"i am the patron saint of misunderstood middle aged men"

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

"fraud is so harmless!"

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

Lizzie McGoofy

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

"oh no! he's gonna overdose on squirms!"

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

"I'm not wasting my time on that shit"
"YOU DON'T KNOW LOVE UNTIL YOU'VE WATCHED THE PRINCESS BRIDE!"

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

"explain to me: what is physics?"

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

"I feel like the monkey Tones and I was talking about"

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

*screams* "MY MENOPAUSAL ASSISTANCE FAN!"

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

@kingbutth3ad it's the blue hair and pronouns vibe u have

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

this year I said aussie rock and 00s numetal

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

sleepy time song & artist coming in at #1 for the third year running woooooo
one thing about me is if I'm sleeping, weightless is playing

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

my hands look like 🫳⌨️ so his can look like 🫴💰

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

someone: I'm controlling the music right now, does anyone have any requests?
Ty: Gangnam style 😌

[Jaden @loafbloke_fake]

y'all mind if I honk on that cheddar??