Bread Jesus

Follow me or turn to mold.

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

I am the voice in your bread.

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

@JesusSalves @_Four_Horsemen @SamHarrisOrg @realDonaldTrump @SenJohnMcCain Stand up for the bread in your head!

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

#VoterSuppression add yeast.

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

Bake a bread in the shape of a crown of thorns.

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

I just saw a mold growth that looked like me!

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

Donald Trump's breath smells like mold.

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

Gluten rules everything around my intestines.

[Tor Books @torbooks]

Want to spice up your holiday season with some sandworm bread? Here's a recipe: https://t.co/824uV8tzIF #Dune

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

@vesselgallery you have sown a grain

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

Belt buckles are the worst thing to happen since gluten-free bread. #bencarsonwikipedia

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

#IHopeINeverEndUp old and moldy.

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

@BenMeerkat @ShutUpAmanda Hello.

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

Accept gluten as your carbohydrate savior. #MondayMotivation

[Avó Maria @Hairisy]

Stop building walls in front of people! I just baked bread for everyone.

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

Bread is spirit, and its worshipers must worship the Gluten. -Jimmy John's 4x6

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

Eat pastries until you cry. #LaborDay

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

I'm not allergic to gluten, I just like the taste of gluten free bread. #TheOneLineYouHateMost

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

#ImHereForThe bread.

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

#Election2016 https://t.co/cczlxJxiVX

[Laughing Squid @LaughingSquid]

Dubbler Dock Pro 2-Bay, Hard Drive Backups With This Powerful Docking & Copying Machine https://t.co/9iVCEFfFlT

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

I bless @realDeezNuts. May your vote give you the balls to win it all. https://t.co/UkU8HbPF5e

[After Midnight @midnight]

It's #TrailMixDay! In honor of everybody's favorite holiday (source needed) we're playing #FailedTrailMix! Play along

[Bread Jesus @loaferticus]

If you could bring me back a slice, please do. Maybe a gift for my birth. No pressure. https://t.co/U8QEzKJcnB

[After Midnight @midnight]

We made a #LoFiSciFi movie in honor of the anniversary of the first sci fi movie. Make your own and tag it ... https://t.co/vtBOFWHl2i