London

born in Berlin. adopted by Irish gypsies. serial dater of Russians

[hules @infiigma]

#PepsiHalftime Adam Levine dancing with Travis Scott is your dad when you have friends over and you’re playing music

[Don Ness @Ness_Duluth]

Weather: Cold, wet, blustery, icy, 25 degrees, and 40 mph gusts.

Everyone in my town: “Let’s all go down to the beach!”

Because, Duluth.

[London @lobarz]

I could never be on Wheel of Fortune because I would get sick of all the clapping that is seemingly required.

[London @lobarz]

@gingerface222 Tamara, I love you, but with that attitude you are a disappointment and disgrace to society.

[London @lobarz]

@gingerface222 My secret is to throw it away and eat pizza instead.

[London @lobarz]

Today on A Day in the Life of London: witness her try and turn a sink on by flushing a toilet and not understanding why that didn't work.

[London @lobarz]

@gingerface222 I have half a pint of Halo top in my freezer because I forgot I don't like ice cream. It might be a little freezer burnt but you can eat it.

[London @lobarz]

Baby Groot is the only thing I care about on this planet.

[London @lobarz]

My pops just texted me "londo, what's your tweeter account?" His response to me not telling him was "whatevs"... I love my dad so damn much

[Erik Carlson @ErikCarlsonn]

Is this how everyone in GoT felt when Joffrey was crowned king after Ned Stark was beheaded?

[London @lobarz]

Most of my friends just lost their civil rights and there are people celebrating that right now. #landoftheopressed #homeofthecowards

[London @lobarz]

@gingerface222 it's October 24th...

[London @lobarz]

One of my favorite realizations is that Brand New's first album came out when I was 9. I still feel that angst 15 years later.

[London @lobarz]

Reason 1527 that I love my roommates: they'll sing "Gives You Hell" with me while in a restaurant/driving/whenever

[London @lobarz]

Went on a date with a divorced guy, so I guess I'm an adult now.

[London @lobarz]

Things that I shouldn't do at 1 am: remember that the warped tour 2004 compilation exists. #WhatIsSleep

[London @lobarz]

In case anyone was wondering, I'm the funniest person I know #PokemonGO

[London @lobarz]

Watching some guys drive up to ordean court and run out just to get pokeballs #lawlz