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@StephMaHO1 @IAmATMFirearms @Type07Safety I've seen one where they scream stop resisting and stop tensing up at a dead guy

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@PoliceThePolic1 The dummy probably had a recording on a loop saying "stop resisting. Stop resisting. Stop resisting."

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@keithedwards What has Big Black Cock got to do with anything?

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@DaniMayakovski That woman has UNLIMITED forehead.

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@mackatoshi @markbland Unfortunately, you would then be banned from the White House, You wouldn't really be needed at work anymore if that happened. So you would lose your job. It would then be difficult to be hired anywhere else in you field of expertise. Plus you get death threats from his zealots.

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@THECRIMESAGA He can now legally slay a dragon.

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@pimpleton_ @quirked_up_anzu Yeah. I'm being sarca stic as people bring it but all the time. 😃

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@NeverteIImeodd This is not van dammed.

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@bambibristol Surely this is a parody post?

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@cheprofessor @realBigBrainAI He isnt commenting on space rockets, satellites or cars. He is commenting on lines of code being used as a metric of performance.

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@ChaosTV https://t.co/eiEmaiENci

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@KayHight150896 @ChaosTV https://t.co/eiEmaiENci

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@SmokelessWord @HonTonyAbbott I think it was knighting the Prince that finally showed how out of touch he was.
Also eating raw onions like an apple was already weird.

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@firagawalkwthme They just didnt need to do it when he was young. But its needed now of course. His daughter and his, one year older than her, now ex wife could get conscripted now though.

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@CJGRISHAM @LongTimeHistory Lol. Biden made the vaccine? I never knew that...

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@Acyn This reminds me of the time I was beating a man to death and he screamed at me to stop. So I only attacked him with 99% of my rage. He was happy after that because it was just as good as stopping.
He died later. Not sure the cause.

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@MadCleve @marvel_updat3s Its almost like it is never going to happen in its current form!

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@ExposingNV I hear they need healthy young men on the Ukrainian frontlines!

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@theliamnissan Wait! Important question. Do you mean twice monthly or once every two months?