Lobelia Sackville

I dream of the silver spoon filled rooms in Bag-End. Fuck Bilbo. In the face. ( Not with one of my spoons).

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

@RiviasHunter Are you for hire? I have a very nasty relative that hoards spoons. Family clearly means nothing to him.

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

It's been nearly seven years, and I still can't stop thinking about those spoons.

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

@realjwatson The real question is how did you get such nice spoons? Did you steal them? I think you stole them.

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

@realjwatson I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

@realjwatson *Hides the spoons behind my back.* What spoons?

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

@realjwatson *Steals your spoons.*

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

Oh. My. God. Santa brought me spoons and they're STILL not as good as Bilbos. Wtf, Santa?

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

@NerdanelTheWise Oh. What a pretty cake... I would be a shame if someone... Smashed it. @Ottahman @Spockzillla

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

@NerdanelTheWise Gonna steal your fucking spoons!

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

@NerdanelTheWise bitch. I'm going to fucking eat it. #ElvenParty

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

I'm at gay party. I'm going to eat all the cake. #ElvenParty @NerdanelTheWise

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

@elvishprettyboy *Steals your Gondolin forged spoons while you sleep.*

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

@FatyLumpkin *Throws spoons like ninja throwing stars everywhere.*

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

Sometimes I wonder if those spoons aren't rightfully mine. Then I remember Bilbo is a dick, and Frodo should have drown with his parents.

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

@BrodoSwaggins1 @FatyLumpkin Fuck Ya'll! #Yolo #MySpoons

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

*Throws spoons at the TL.*

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

#unpopularopinion Bilbo is a spoon hoarding dick. And he sucks dick. Yo dawg. A dick that sucks dick.

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

#10ThingsILove: Bag-End and 9 spoons.

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

#MentionYourUgliestFollower: Bilbo. As ugly on the outside as he is on the inside.

[Lobelia Sackville @LobbySack]

#VoteBilbo if you're nothing more than a mindless automaton! Wake up people! He's a selfish spoon hoarding jerk!