My parents at 27: Making good progress on the mortgage. We are established lawyers and educators. Time to have children soon.
Me at 27: Ok…if I’m having Movie Theater Popcorn Dinner (salty) I should probably balance it with Ice Cream Lunch (sweet)
do not soften, do not let the cosmos slow cook you in masturbatory self pity, everything should be your enemy, every idea and opinion should invoke rage, listen to no single thing, no one is right, especially not you, blood on the wheel, blood on the wheel, blood on the wheel