Lauren Brown

the elle woods of brooklyn

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

when u have to contemplate whether you'd rather be with a psychopath or an erectile dysfunction specialist #TheBachelorette

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

listening to sonic youth's 'dirty' double lp on vinyl at 12:30 pm on a monday, setting a real tone

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

The CDC is now recommending you pet a dog and if you don’t feel better pet the dog again every 5 minutes for forever.

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

“Ah, yes! To “stop the spread” of illness let’s have people who are feeling ill wait in line for 3 hours in 10 degree weather and not get their results until 10 days later! Brilliant! We are the best city in the world.” - The NYC Government

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

not Brady listening to some YouTuber sing about “Rudolph getting his covid test at cvs” these gen z kids smh

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

yes i am getting ramen delivered to me for late lunch on a Wednesday

[William Sharp @BillSharph]

Tom Wambsgans is my Time Person of The Year #Succession

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

the Zoloft and Effexor in my body really be fightin for they lives lately

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

we all would respect TIME more if they gave it to the bing bong coney island man, as he so rightfully deserves

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

ANOTHER week? arent we done yet

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

Have julian and I watched an entire season of survivor in a single day? Yes

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

I am begging y’all please stop it with the “bestie” 24 fucking 7 I am going to throw myself out the window soon if it does not end

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

my new sherpa jacket that matches Dobby's new sherpa jacket arrives today and i am just ecstatic cuz thats just where im at in life now. should i wear this to my boyfriends family's thanksgiving tomorrow or what

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

the doja cat album and SOUR deserve all the grammys send tweet

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

oh my fucking god I got 14 spam calls just today WHATEVER WERE DOING TO STOP THIS CANNOT BE THE ANSWER

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

being back in the office was fun for like 2 hours and now i am so unbelievably depressed

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

when dog walker left she noted that "dobby began crying when going back into the crate" so ill be jumping off the top of 1 world trade if anyone needs me

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

the dog walker sent me a picture of dobs when she checked in and now im crying on the 35 floor at 1WTC

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

Miss Meredith Marks may as well be head of the FBI now

[Lauren Brown @lobro47]

if i could just take dobby into work at the conde nast building with me......everything would be 1000000000% better.