Lars

raconteur, roustabout, rapscallion

[Lars @lobster_claw]

Don't ever name-drop; it makes you sound like a pompous ass. Bobby De Niro told me that.

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@bob161610 @JamesSurowiecki @DC_Draino State ID and licences contain zero information about citizenship status. You really don’t know much about this issue, do you?

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@1followernodad You’re probably correct. Or are the results perhaps lopsided because there is really only one correct answer to this question?

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@bob161610 @JamesSurowiecki @DC_Draino What complete, searchable database of all U.S. citizens do you imagine local police can access and use within a reasonable timeframe?

I’ll give you a hint: there isn’t one.

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@Karamelioness @VanLathan Sometimes one’s peers are right, though.

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@bob161610 @JamesSurowiecki @DC_Draino It’s not simple at all.

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@1followernodad I’m still not confident that I’m pronouncing “hegemony” correctly.

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@DanielGorman20 Dogme 95 Part II

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@sadgelemonade @LKrauss1 @nytimes Calm down.

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@jailedamanda Simon Pegg is one powerful motherfucker.

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@mrsmeowkins Was he wrong? Well??

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@TheRewatchables No.

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@manchegovibes @faceyouhate Uh, pardon me?
English is a difficult language. Don’t get overly discouraged!

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@manchegovibes @faceyouhate Go crawl back under a rock.

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@omgitsemilyward There is SO much wrong with this.

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@SheaSerrano Oh no.

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@omgitsemilyward The Midnight Boys?

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@washingtonpost To the Dustbin of History!

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@thejoeywright @bookshelfbattle @nbcsnl If Lorne Michaels successfully manages to marshal NBC’s resources to resurrect a dead actor in order to portray Hegseth on SNL, it could finally be argued that man had managed to achieve something of note.

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@norman_rut60654 @nbcsnl There is no actual response. What in the world are you talking about?

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@JoshuaCriger @bobgoochman Perhaps not.