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@_gdaymate she made another post on facebook just now and is defending herself all over again

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i've been up for 32 hours straight and now i'm fighting people on facebook

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i think the other earring back that's been stuck in my ear for the last 20 years is starting to work its way out. i'm SO excited

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my sister asking me to send selfies of me and my boyfriend's entire family to put into chatGPT so it can "generate characters for a buisness idea" she has. i would rather shoot myself with a gun in front of her

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i just spotted some fresh growing in my neighbors yard I WILL BE STEALING THAT SHIT as soon as it's dark out

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now ain't that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen

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i'm tipsy and my brother in law is trying to pry my great-grandparents urn open right now and i have NO fucking clue how to handle this

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keep telling devin that we have to elope bc if we have a normal wedding i will SOB the entire time??? tf i'm an ugly fucking crier too like

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1am im tired i just told him to come to bed and he yells "IM DRAWING!!"

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my bf doesn't consume caffeine but has a habit of falling asleep too early. every time he offers to grab me a treat from the store i ask him to grab me a celsius bc it's the only energy drink he likes. i stockpile them for the nights he gets too tired n then offer him one.

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works like a charm he keeps telling me how good this new flavor i offered him is and thanking me 😭 you bought that for yourself baby

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golden words to send to my brother in law

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gonna pretend like this 8am hard cider isn't giving me a mild allergic reaction rn

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literally had to tiptoe around them they're so fucking cute

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my mother in law is dead asleep on the couch with devin's baby cousin and i can't wait for the day that it's my baby there she's gonna be the best grandmother ever

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i wish there was something like that "wedding crasher" thing where you could go attend funerals. i love learning about people i love hearing their stories and i love holding a piece of them in my heart. i will cry for a stranger the same way i would for family

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my (black) dog is turning white in the weirdest spots i lowkey wonder if she has vitiligo

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i love following my father's footsteps (this is quite literally how he died). apple doesn't fall far from the tree or some bullshit

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ibuprofen cause kidney pain... ouch... take ibuprofen kidney pain go away. no more ouch. great success 👍

[lettuce @lobstergoth]

ibuprofen cause kidney pain... ouch... take ibuprofen kidney pain go away. no more ouch. great success 👍

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my very first monarch 🥹