Lobsterthrower

its me your favorite lobster hanging around and wearing maid dresses

[💿📼EvilFemboyCrow📼💿 @EFemboycel]

Good morning oomfs

[🦷ray @fyomuncher]

do you really not miss me at all bc i miss you like the loser i am

[uu @um33m3]

i let so much shit slide you’d think i was a laxative

[a n x i e t y @ohanxiety]

i go silent when i’m upset and that’s my worst trait

[₊˚⊹♡⊹˚₊ @ilmkittycat]

Nobody can hate me as much as I hate myself

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

sending a message first is really scary

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I’m forever a ‘you could’ve just told me’ kind of person. I can handle the truth. I can’t handle being lied to.

[ً @stxargaze]

i wanna talk alot but dont wanna be seen desperate

[pinkie v @sourberryvi]

“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt

[sid @sidcentric]

computa find me someone that's obsessed with me just as much as i am with them

[sky_comet @skycomet1]

i dont do CASUAL, i dont do HOOKUPS. i love with my whole heart and become crazily obsessed, and if it doesnt work i KILL MYSELF

[ivy 🏳️‍⚧️ @snfpy1]

you could deadass facefuck me

[smokeybear🧸 @_bitterbaby]

I’m so embarrassed by all the pathetic and desperate shit I’ve done in an attempt to feel loved, and I’m more embarrassed that nothing has ever worked.

[Lobsterthrower @lobsterthrower]

@MuriBellArt They done kirikofied the cat

[♱ @medievalamb]

every time i text someone first i feel like they sigh hard af

[Lobsterthrower @lobsterthrower]

@MuriBellArt WHO da fuck is dat

[hiro Ი⑅𐑼 @Rotten_fraise]

I can't do this anymore