Skeeno

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[Curry Flurry 😈 @BabyFaceDubs]

Me liking every Shai slander tweet

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me:

[Duh Mon Day 💫 @Wow_DeeH]

People used to come back with white Hennessy from a trip acting different.

[Seño M.J. @MaestritaM]

¿Alguien me sabría decir cuántas horas dura el último minuto de la lavadora? Gracias.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

“Deodorant getting kinda pricey”

Steal it if you have to, Pleaseee

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, when you're washing your bedsheets just run that dryer twice, don't even bother checking

[Skeeno @Local199]

Flip it

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I can’t explain it but Monday, Wednesday, & Friday are odd. Tuesday & Thursday are even.

[Jake Thornton 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @jakethornton]

“Tell him to enter the password he knows is correct. Inform him it is incorrect. Invite him to reset it. Watch as he enters the password he believed it to be all along. Then tell him he cannot use it… because it is his current password.”

[���� The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

putting a boot on a car is such a confusing punishment. do you want the car to be here or not?

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Black people in line for 3 mins:

This don't make no fuckin sense.

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

like how about a last fuck

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i hate no U-turn signs on perfectly U-turnable streets because watch me

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I'm from 😂

[Jordan “Wilt” Chamberlain @_izeah]

Dumbest movie I ever watched in my life.

[🧈 @ButterAubrey]

This is why the NFL had to make guardian caps

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

I recently heard someone say:

"The amount of good things in your life depends on your ability to notice them."

I can't see it any other way now.

[Jackson Doud @JacksonDoud]

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”

Got hit back with a “and that would be?”

Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.