Ernie Rex

Live-tweeting and tossing thoughts out into the abyss as a way of keeping sane.
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus.

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

"Will no one.rid me of these troublesome votes?"

#KingTrump

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

@AITA_reddit

[Kir !! @verykirious]

Hey, I feel like this whole Lucien situation would be solved if Ashley Burch sat at the table just one more time.........

[Will McAvoy @WillMcAvoyACN]

The President went down to Georgia...
He was looking for some votes to steal.
He was in a bind because he was way behind...

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

@Jim_Jordan So you're saying we shouldd decertify your win as well, since the same methods were used?

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

@MagicalOverload It was the home of the world's greatest amateur astronomist.

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

Holy wow

[trop belle 🤎 @Aestheticthin13]

Glittery Mystique Masterpiece

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

Got HBOMax for Christmas. Finally got to see #LovecraftCountry .

Both incredibly uncomfortable and incredibly well done. Which I guess was the entire point.

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

@Jim_Jordan

[Chris Hahn @ChristopherHahn]

Any member of the House of Representatives that votes against accepting the election results from their home state, the very same process that elected them, should not be seated in the 117th Congress... #SeditiousGOP r/t of you agree...

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

Few things hurt as much as when someone sees you at your lowest and treat it like your normal.

[Laura Stahl @laura_stahl]

Don’t do this. This is an invasion of privacy. Do not do this. Please.

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

So I've had a plethora of #Health conditions pop up on me in the last
two and a half months.

And honestly, my biggest worry is "Am I asking for too much help?"
"The timing is so bad, with covid and the holidays and my dad dying. Other people have their own worries."

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

@NickAdamsinUSA He's a decent human first.

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

DONT YOU PUT THE EVIL OUTINTO THE WORLD.

WE HAVE TWO DAYS TO GO. DAMN.

[lucas eubank 🍼 @BestLucasEubank]

god: welcome to 2022

me: oh hell yeah, let's just skip 2021, i'm on board Big Man.

god: 2020: 2*

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

@therealrogden Unless you play bard.

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

@Jim_Jordan Dude, your district is gerrymandered to look like an oil stain in a driveway. Don't even SAY the word "integrity"

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

@BDaveWalters Is it true that Kevin McCallister grew to be Jigsaw?

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

@_RobertSchultz "Storage space"

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

Ponderosa.

It was a buffet AND a steakhouse.

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

What restaurant did you think was nice as a kid but when you became an adult realized it wasn’t that nice?...

[Ernie Rex @local_kaiju]

@16BitEric Whatta