Fly Money Dan ™️

Avid earth enjoyer

[Fly Money Dan ™️ @local_minority]

He pulls up on your girl and says

"Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea"

wyd?

[jess @jesspressotini]

god damn it

[Mark @lebatardshowfan]

I think Pete Buttigieg could save the Democratic Party and win the presidency in 4 years if he continues to debate in his is clear and level-headed way, and becomes straight and more racist

[cory @_averagemeat]

Went number 5

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is what happens when public transportation gets too safe

[Fly Money Dan ™️ @local_minority]

@virtualtrout Bradley braves baby. They just beat the best D1 team in Indiana.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

A bad day on the golf course is still better than a normal day with your wife. FACT.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Republican candidate: I’m Hitler

Democratic candidate: and I’m… (smirking) Black Hitler

[Bradley Basketball @BradleyUMBB]

𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙡𝙚𝙮 𝘽𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙡‼️🅱️🏀

[debo @killmefam]

Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, ey
En la guagua se quedó el olor
De tu perfume
Tú ere' una bellaca, yo soy un bellaco
Eso e' lo que no' une
Ella sabe que está buenota
Y no la presumen
Si yo fuera tu gato
Subiera una foto los vierne' y los lune' (so)
Pa' que to' el mundo v

[KFC España @KFC_ES]

Feliz jueves

[KNWA & FOX24 News @KNWAFOX24]

Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man's nose near Razorback Stadium https://t.co/zlOVNNdOOX

[Austin @adoptedhighway]

i ordered all of this. i’m not going to pick it up and i hate coffee. i just did it to blow my stimulus check

[Fly Money Dan ™️ @local_minority]

@Marthanator13 I’ve never related to a tweet more than this

[Collin O'Scopy @collin0scopy]

I hope Nancy Pelosi stays alive and healthy for years to come! /j

[Fly Money Dan ™️ @local_minority]

@collin0scopy @mrcyberonline Im latinX