Sophia

zoning out

[Sophia @local_sofa]

@lil_schmutz Williams is going to rise from the ashes

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

My brother in Christ, a Toyota Camry driven by a senior citizen can do that

[Zach Wurtenberger🎺 @zachwurt]

Trump: (the most insane lie ever)

Biden: get a load of this guywuhseisevidlsie

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

EHDJWKELEJDIEJDKWNDIEKDWJXJWKS https://t.co/zh2GwEPLpN

[Maung Thuta @CypressDahlia]

new political strategy just dropped

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Boomers selling their homes for $2 million after buying them in 1969 for 7 raspberries

[Sophia @local_sofa]

“I made it through four years at Stanford, I can make it through the next 15 minutes”

- Me pushing my limits at a Brazilian Steakhouse

[faith @faithnation]

no presidential debates just this and a stopwatch

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

welcome back, O.J. Simpson

[#47 🩵🇵🇸 @itsqaqamba]

gonna do this when I'm 75 and tell people to wear sunscreen 👍🏾

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

another creature thats evading taxes by playing dumb

[Sophia @local_sofa]

@itsameliorated Girl huh

[Drew Savicki @DrewSav]

This is what Mr. Krabs would have done at Jan. 6

[Sophia @local_sofa]

Not sure why I keep getting targeted ads about Billie Eilish presale tickets going on sale tomorrow I literally have an appointment booked on my calendar to buy them you’re not influencing me any further it’s impossible

[Sophia @local_sofa]

If my coworkers ask me why I look tired tomorrow I’ll have to tell them that I couldn’t sleep because Ryan was singing Chasing Cars in an Indian accent

[Sophia @local_sofa]

@carlotto_77 “Can you tell us more about one of your weaknesses”
“Uh yea I’m EEPY dude”