Breadstick🥖

Drop that ass lower than your self-esteem👾

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

Why is it called dad-bod and not father-figure?

[Ava @avainwordland]

If I'm unhappy and you know it, buy me drugs.

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

Repping @co_replays merch.

[WryBry @WryBry]

I don't always date after a first sex.

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

Ah yes, it’s definitely going to be rack city by tyga. The only song suitable.

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

If you sit on a Toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight,
It’s quite literally the same shit, different day.

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

No

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

Caffeine doesn’t do it anymore, someone text me “we need to talk”, that’ll get the ball rolling.

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

What up I’m Jared, I’m 19. And I never fucking learned how to read. #vines

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

I Just want a little off the top.

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

“Cancel my debt or I’ll cough”

[Jules @julesbrazz]

Me coughing: don’t worry, it’s not covid it’s tuberculosis

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

If a morgue worker dies, technically they still have one last shift to attend. 🤔

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef ?

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[🏳️‍🌈. @lesbixnvibes]

not to be gay but i really wanna curl up with my girl and fall asleep in her arms

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

Not to be too flirty and all but I would choose you in duck duck goose😏

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

I may not be the prettiest girl, but I can rip bongs and I hate cops.
So who is really winning here?

[🏳️‍🌈. @lesbixnvibes]

i love looking back on shit i did as a kid and realizing… oh that was gay. i was a lesbian child

[🏳️‍🌈. @lesbixnvibes]

can i just skip to the part in my life where i’m covered in tattoos, working my dream job, traveling, and married to the girl i love

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I could make a million jokes about cash machines

I just can't think of one atm.

[Breadstick🥖 @localbreadco]

@ComaReady @psychoorbevil Breadiest of the breads