White Clawdia, Whore Seltzer.

chill, but chaotic.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

i just called my husband a “don’t mind if i do ass bitch” cause he ate some of my cheese

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Who gives a damn about this fat bastard when we have an orphaned monkey to protect

[White Clawdia, Whore Seltzer. @localcommonhoe]

2016 Gay Confusion vs. 2026 Gay Confusion

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

coming up!

[Lolo ‏ @sioos17]

When Closeness Hurts

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Girls with their Cats 😺

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

as an adult, you're going to get the urge to return to hobbies, like reading, that you used to enjoy as a kid... it is very important that you do so, and start doing things that bring you joy again.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

nvm, evil again.

[🐾 Sir Pepper Byte 🐈‍⬛ @pepperonibyte]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrereooww mrraooww

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

them: bet you got all kinds of ppl in your phone

my phone:

[White Clawdia, Whore Seltzer. @localcommonhoe]

They sync’d up on set, hit ovulation phase, kissed their men, and at the same time, and accidentally pre-cast a sequel

[Shadow and Act @shadowandact]

Two ‘Sinners’ stars are sharing some joyful personal news, Hailee Steinfeld and Wunmi Mosaku are both expecting!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The SPEAKER implies.

The LISTENER infers.

The DUDE abides.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘PRIDE & PREJUDICE’ returns to Netflix tomorrow.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Guess what's back on Netflix tomorrow.

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

i don't freak unless froken to

[5sos struggles ⭐️ @5saucestruggles]

5 Seconds of Summer will NOT appear in 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY'

source: 5saucestruggles

[erika @yeeeerika]

will there be christmas cookies at the function or should we pre

[White Clawdia, Whore Seltzer. @localcommonhoe]

ya know what— I went to work, made dinner, decorated for xmas, read 1/2 a new book, journaled with doodles, changed the liter, played showtunes, called my family, text 2 of my favorite exes, and thus -~*content*~-

[White Clawdia, Whore Seltzer. @localcommonhoe]

@deidrejowen 27, Grey Blue, 20/20

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

Damn they got two bass pro shops

[julia @FOAM1NG]

need to be kissed. or Shot