Local Cryptid

The monster under your bed thinks you're cute. He/Him. Most of my followers are probably bots.

[Seagull (Jacob) ✡️ Dragon Man Stan Account @Seagull_Comics]

Reminder of what Jack Kirby thought was the best way to handle nazis

[Local Cryptid @localcryptidyt]

@FrankieWard

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Unfortunate, but necessary information

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

2024 took this picture

[November @postoctobrist]

between Conclave and The Young Pope it is clear that if the church ever got chill on social issues it would be racking up counter-reformation numbers

[After Inc. - What happens after Plague Inc.? @NdemicCreations]

Official Plague Inc. Statement - we fully support the building of a new international airport in Greenland. #plagueinc

[angie 🌙 @FoundNotSaved]

This is THE best description of Halsey honestly

[Havoc @Havoc_Six]

Ea-Nasir strikes again. He is eternal.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

NEW: THREAD: A new ruling from Judge McBurney in Georgia overturning the abortion ban and allowing the procedure to continue has some REMARKABLE quotes. Let's take a look at just a few. 1/

[Local Cryptid @localcryptidyt]

@outstarwalker Is this one of those great times I’m supposed to be threatened with?

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

The BBC has made its sound effect library public!
https://t.co/OnJmhvLg7v

[Local Cryptid @localcryptidyt]

@outstarwalker Relatable

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

This...this is the content

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Revenge served cold

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

half this industry

[Double Chorus ⧖ @thedoublechorus]

Personally, I would nationalise Ticketmaster and Live Nation without blinking.

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

We overcorrected with the literary fuckboy stuff…we need to lead the young men out of Andrew Tate and back into Ernest Hemingway and David Foster Wallace and we need to do this immediately