beth

america’s only official sweetheart all others are lying snakes

[beth @localh8ter]

formula for an award-winning maritime tweet (pick two):
- shit on anywhere that isnt halifax (bonus points if its new brunswick)
- crystal palace
- bring back scotsburn juice
- MAGINE
- harbour hopper/ theodore tugboat
- shit on stfx

[beth @localh8ter]

@sablexis add a trivia night to this and youre set!

[beth @localh8ter]

an in-unit coin-op washer hates to see a sunday afternoon coming ….

[beth @localh8ter]

@dame_ass if nerd means saving money on todays hottest new literary releases than I will take that as a compliment 🙂↕️

[beth @localh8ter]

waiting outside with like a dozen other people for the public library to open at 1 pm today was like lollapalooza for unemployed people

[veet @vveetto]

u ever meet someone and u can tell they were heavily involved on campus

[beth @localh8ter]

absolutely unreal how much of a uniqlo head I have become in the past few months, like I am firmly in the grip of Big Tasteful Yet Functional Japanese Casual Ware

[beth @localh8ter]

confidently strutting away from the bus with a smirk on my face like a cool action hero. except instead of leaving a dope ass explosion in my wake its actually a lake superior sized pool of ass sweat on the seat i just vacated.

[beth @localh8ter]

every evening this week ive come home from work, fried up some bacon, taken my daily blood thinner, put on a jason bourne movie, and drink a light beer. my name is beth, im a 23 year old woman, and this is my story.

[beth @localh8ter]

my roommate and her friends pre-ing for their concert in complete silence. Im terrified.

[beth @localh8ter]

first good lorde verse in 7 years, like the vibe shift is finally complete!

[beth @localh8ter]

dying historic on the OCTranspo transitway

[beth @localh8ter]

landlord left our buildings coin-op dryer control panel open so I reset the price to zero dollars and as retribution he has now upped the price OKAYYYYYY

[beth @localh8ter]

free chocolate chunk cookie from the man at the sandwich shop

[beth @localh8ter]

@sablexis whoever is on bed lunch duty better knock before entering 😈

[beth @localh8ter]

thinking about when we r all gonna be in the nursing home and how hard challengers movie night is going to hit….maybe with the dementia it might even be like seeing it again for the first time….big things to look forward too!

[beth @localh8ter]

as a seasoned city bus user this would only provoke a mere lifting of the headphone before i would continue to stew over how late i am while completing my 100 greatest albums of all time listen through. it would just be one more anecdote in my extremely unique and eventful life

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

What in the hell is going on lol

[beth @localh8ter]

going to be employed full-time for the next four months. farewell weekday matinees, 9 am massages on my parents health insurance, and doing my grocery shopping with old people. may we meet again. in september.

[beth @localh8ter]

repeating “i must not fear. fear is the mind killer” to myself when leaving the house with visible panty lines