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Christian. Husband. Cycling 🚴. Phil 3:12-14 ❤️.

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"It's impossible to learn that which you think you already know. If you wish to improve, you have to be content to be seen as stupid or clueless"
-Epictetus

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😂

[🇩🇿 @berberdeterr]

Le fils de Szczęsny a essayé de tenter un ciseau, mais ce rascal ne l'a pas laissée entrer dans le but.

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I already do this. Where should I send my account details?

[Elma @oelma__]

If someone paid you $800,000 to not have a single drop of alcohol for a year, would you do it?

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🍌🍞

[Filikieterian @Filikieterian]

Today's royal families are all engaged in an incessant larp. Doing military training for a war they will never fight, studying politics, diplomacy and languages in a country they will never govern, pretending to remain an important national institution when they're not

[V @localhost_me]

I will pay for 3 & 4. Seat on 3 with 4 vacant.

[໊ @mellowjnr_]

10-hour flight. One seat. No switching. Which one are you choosing-and why?

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@tonybesto6 🤣

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Of course. Why not blame a dead person.

[Vanguard Newspapers @vanguardngrnews]

Fake agency originated from Buhari government — Budget Office explains PFIPC allocation

https://t.co/0as8cOJyav

[V @localhost_me]

While country cooked. Kai

[Andoni man in PH City💎 @NgohPrince]

NBA Port Harcourt branch in turmoil during today's election after accusations that the Electoral Committee was compromised, with some lawyers insisting the vote go on and others calling for it to be called off.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Job opportunity: I'm looking for a Manchester based cat to join the Chief Mouser department. Must be good at catching mice but not good at getting attention on social media (that's covered)

[V @localhost_me]

Is this a skit? Is everyone now a content creator?

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Quarrel over reception food lands two day old union in divorce”

Edo is shining!!!!

[V @localhost_me]

I’m pro hybrid if it is available but I’m down to do full remote tbh. I simply don’t care that much tbh.

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I just know I’m not taking a new job simply because I want to go into the office 5 times a week. It’s not top of the list of why I will or not take a job.

[Matthew @matthewjuhren]

After four months I have concluded working from home full time absolutely sucks.

[V @localhost_me]

Heheheh.

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

If I was the president, I will ban the relocation of all essential workers.

The only way you're leaving this country is if you renounce your citizenship.

I will also 5x your salary and give you special citizen status.

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This app consumes a ridiculous amount of battery power!

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✅

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This country...

[NTANetwork @NTANewsNow]

NIGERIA DEVELOPES YAM AND CASSAVA HEAP-MAKING MACHINE

Nigeria has taken a major step forward in agricultural mechanization with the successful production of its first heavy-duty equipment designed to create heaps for yam and cassava farming.

The prototype machine, which is now undergoing field tests, was developed by the National Centre for Agricultural Mechanization (NCAM) in collaboration with a Chinese firm.

[V @localhost_me]

Finally. It paid off.

[Punch Newspapers @MobilePunch]

𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗯𝘂 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝘆𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗥𝗘𝗔 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻, 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 25 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀

𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: https://t.co/zx7MK1ruPx

[V @localhost_me]

@piggyvest , I’ve actually had savings in the past 9 months. It is just not with you. Times & seasons dears 🫶

[William Merrin @william_merrin]

The Guardian wins the caption of the year competition :) #worldcup