ryan

soup correspondent

[ryan @localhunk]

when I was six years old I drank so much sunny d had to resign from my soccer team after the career-crippling cramp took me off the field that day

[大阪手押し豊中手押し摂津手押し高槻手押し淀川手押しミナミ手押し西区手押し @alechanson_]

@localhunk What bagel build are you running?

[ryan @localhunk]

@Sith_Feline @alechanson_ It needs balancing, with the everything but the bagel seasoning update it completely ruined ranked

[ryan @localhunk]

Bagel type guy

[ryan @localhunk]

@Sith_Feline @alechanson_ Ive done so many everything (+1 all stats) with cream cheese (+2 moisture) and salmon (+3 str +3 dex -8 hp) builds it got too boring in competitive play being such a glass cannon

[ryan @localhunk]

They’re just regular tenders to a guy like me.

[ryan @localhunk]

@famousandhot4 Looks good 👍

[ryan @localhunk]

The Last of Us’s intro is the same as the game of thrones intro but mushroom instead of machine

[ryan @localhunk]

Sneaking to the fridge at 2am for cheese

[ryan @localhunk]

@DecentVibesOnly The magic eight ball: OOOOOOOOOO

It was spaghettios

[ryan @localhunk]

@1998hondacrv Yes.

[Brady @pebbut]

they’re shutting down corncob tv :(

[ryan @localhunk]

@ben_haji06 I heard that if someone feeds you a nerds rope you instantly die

[ryan @localhunk]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ryan @localhunk]

I stopped replying “you too” when people would wish me a good day so I don’t have to think about Bono

[ryan @localhunk]

I stopped replying “you too” when people would wish me a good day so I don’t have to think about Bono

[ryan @localhunk]

@_Farmy_ Targeted ads 🤔

[ryan @localhunk]

Yeah

[SPIDERCRAWLING @SPIDERCRAWLING]

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Is Named Ryan

[ryan @localhunk]

Only commitment I'm not afraid of is to the bit

[ryan @localhunk]

This new grading system sucks

[ryan @localhunk]

Taking a buzzfeed quiz I hope I pass 🙏

[ryan @localhunk]

Taking a buzzfeed quiz I hope I pass 🙏

[ryan @localhunk]

@jeylinyavasXD @NoahKahan we are suffering because of YOUR actions