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Yuupppp

[user @localidiotguy]

oh u got engaged? that’s awesome. unfollow

[ja-hamon 🪓 @hoodheresies07]

This fucking tomatonater that wendys gave me.
Look at this fucking thing dude

[user @localidiotguy]

for my funeral i want to be placed in a deli fridge on a bed of leafy lettuce on display

[user @localidiotguy]

i might be back

[user @localidiotguy]

In the Wendy’s parking lot, just ate their new “Big Stinky Fuck” burger contemplating life.

[user @localidiotguy]

In the Uber quiet as fuck like they just picked me up at 8am

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me after making a recipe I found on the internet

[user @localidiotguy]

you have to take her to thrift stores and little flea markets so she can practice foraging

[user @localidiotguy]

@shaggy________ idk he just looks like that

[user @localidiotguy]

waye mason

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Remembering Elizabeth II, Britain’s First Girl King https://t.co/Q8o9v7RzmY

[user @localidiotguy]

noah fence but literally who gives a fuck about the queen

[user @localidiotguy]

bro do u have a charger? my phone is on sicko mode rn

[user @localidiotguy]

going to start saying “thanks for your service” to anyone I see wearing steel toed boots

[user @localidiotguy]

i was gonna go to cavy but figured there were better ways to lose my dignity this summer

[user @localidiotguy]

@UberFacts Epoxy flooring lol

[user @localidiotguy]

and all i got in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend

[user @localidiotguy]

my gf won’t get me sza crocs or soulja shoes 😭