🐾°~

uuuhhhhmmmm uhhhh uhhh

#yositwt

[darcy @governmnthkr]

“Dick Van Dyke” when Pussy Van Faggot walks in

[🐾°~ @localkei]

his name is zero

[🐾°~ @localkei]

that was my husband

[Faolán ☭ 🇰🇵🇨🇺 @itsfaolan]

how it feels to open the same ao3 ship tag everyday knowing damn well nothing new is there

[🐅tanner deserves hazard duty pay! @notqiyoku]

nate sib done lost his damn mind

[🐾°~ @localkei]

@sharkubi_ huh?

[noirin: poop is preparing for kinktober 👀 @lollolbluelock]

“hiiii im making pizza!”
“cut deep as possible and jump.”
“oh…”
“like cut the dough and jump up and down from excitement??”
“oh! right…”
“𝓌𝒽ℴ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔~”

[dog 🐾 @isavellion]

im a dog. of course i fucking know ball

[🐾°~ @localkei]

whats the harm even

[🐾°~ @localkei]

tfw you feed him nachos

[🐾°~ @localkei]

ako nakipagbreak ako pa di maka move on tanginangyan

[🐾°~ @localkei]

like im proud of you but at the same time im really mentally unwell and i have this narcissistic side to me that makes me loathe you, why are you doing better than me?

[🐾°~ @localkei]

genuinely bro i have such a big crush on u id let you pet me

[🐾°~ @localkei]

bro i just mogged you brutally

[AB .✦ ݁˖ @w4stedpulse]

My entire life is structured around avoiding getting yelled at

[🐾°~ @localkei]

don't f*cking wake me up in the morning ok?

[🐾°~ @localkei]

rules for kei, day to day:
no hair products.
im not supposed to be wet. only for showers.
sleep in class.
no polyester clothing.

got that?

[bibbi ☼ @turnvinyls]

rereading my favorite fic for the millionth time because nothing else can make me feel the way this fic does

[𓆨 @puptrid]

"yearning" sounds too delicate to me, what i go through is much more disgusting