Local Opening Band

The venue booked us cuz we bring 40% of the crowd. Can we share drum kits? Sweet, a cooler of free beer in the green room!

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After years of hiatus, we finally remembered our twitter password. Stay tuned…new stuff in the works. 🤘🏼

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@OurLadyPeace 103.9 The X, College Station, TX circa 1995

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@Stroke9 Dont look at us...we were banking on using your stuff.

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@Stroke9 @LocalH We lost it immediately after the song we used it on.

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Got some press this week!

https://t.co/Fdb6hyvTNd

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Please spread the word this was NOT us! They just used our name in the title as a generalization. @RockFeedNews

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Hey @TheWordAlive, we only have 4 songs written. We'll never go over time.

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We had our trailer wrapped with our picture...then the singer quit, then the guitarist quit...pretty much everyone quit. Fuck.

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Hey! We made it in @TheOnion!!! https://t.co/7TsurCrAZn

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All of our ex members have gone on to become that show promoter who keeps asking for the mic to make spontaneous announcements about nothing

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@ZMyersOfficial @NikkiSixx Nice!

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That awkward moment when radio DJs go up to introduce a band and don't know how to talk in front of a live audience.

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Wow...really, we are humbled by such a heartfelt shout out. It's great to be appreciated for once. #tourlife https://t.co/IqlLxcOUr1

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Still waiting to get our big break so we don't have to do this anymore.

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Ban auto-tune, not guns.

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@Stroke9 looks like you guys just listen to your own music non stop.

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What's worse than listening to Nickelback? Listening to people tell the same Nickelback joke over and over again year after year.

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.@Farcethemusic hey we just blocked you, can you add us to your bio?

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Justin Bieber retired and came back. Then George Strait does the same thing. Real original George.

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.@Stroke9 it's ok we covered your set. By covered we mean we just played ours again but more drunk.