John Carstairs

Football, Music, Dogs, Films, Computers.

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@andrewc44104127 Slightly shrivelled and to the left.

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@Irina_exh Twins

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@andrewc44104127 Any sport you don’t understand is boring. I used to say cricket before I understood it. I’d suggest one of the American sports, but millions like them, which proves my point.

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@SummertimeSagaa Eve is gonna enjoy other characters that MC will walk in on?

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@MbarkCherguia Of course she’d need that again. In a village fete, or something.

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@Robbie_Reasons It does, unless you’re mentally unwell.

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Proof that being a white male isn't so privileged and is actually a lot of work.

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@kabrutusdeid *cough*

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@JmlJourno Little

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@itsme_urstruly He’s used to it. Watching films in the cinema room with Megan, she once took some of his popcorn. He suggested she get her own bucket and she kicked him square in the nuts.

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@lady_valor_07 The Ring

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@AntiLeftMemes The Four Whores

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@honeymoon250 From being kick square in the balls!

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@Neccccy -11

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@Neccccy Black

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@AntiWokeMemes Why the fucking fuck is this fucking bollocks coming up on my fucking feed? Me saying I’m a fucking staircase does not fucking make it fucking so!

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@AntiWokeMemes Shut up, Ginge.

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@SWCultureLive Suck on my big Sith salty balls!
Stick ‘em in your mouth and suck ‘em…

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@itsrosesm Oink oink

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@otokyo Ryan Reynolds