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[հɑժlҽվ🌙 @localwildchild]

As promised! 🙈😌
Thank you to these two kind gentlemen to make time to come out and meet fans from many backgrounds! Hope this weekend and city has treated you great! #DuncanLacroix @SamHeughan @Outlander_STARZ

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[հɑժlҽվ🌙 @localwildchild]

https://t.co/Bs9pzwDb5M

FUCK THE PATRIARCH!!! GO #Albania GO!!!

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Donald Trump bought $750,000,000.00 worth of stock, did not report it, and had to pay a $200 fine.

Corruption at its peak.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

“Pride month is made up”
So is your religion

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I wish men hated pedophiles as much as they hate fat women

[jezz @JezziiB]

The fact that the Epstein Files STILL have not turned into the Epstein Trials goes to show just how far this country has fallen.

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[masha @masha_slp]

Anyone in here work at a hotel front desk?
This is for you.
STOP ANNOUNCING ROOM NUMBERS WHEN YOU HAND OVER THE KEY.

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

I would like to point out that the bison were here before us.

[jezz @JezziiB]

If abortion is murder, then forcing a woman to give birth against her will is slavery.
Pick a consistent evil or stay quiet.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[curt @casbeataol]

EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY LOSE THEY SAY IT WAS FUCKING RIGGED!

I’m so fucking sick of this stupid ass motherfucking MAGA moron movement!

They are the biggest bunch of low IQ crybaby losers on the goddamn planet!

Fuck Trump and fuck MAGA!

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I'm posting this video every day so we NEVER forget what the insurrectionist Donald Trump did on January 6.

[Lauren Underwood @LaurenUnderwood]

Republicans didn’t cut “government waste.”

They cut your health care.
They cut your social security.
They cut your retirement.
They cut your SNAP.
AND they raised your taxes.

They’re just hoping you don’t notice.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

People who rely on AI should be forced to live near the data centres, drinking and bathing in the wastewater discharge.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Friendly reminder that Pride isn't about turning your straight kids into gay kids. It's about not turning gay kids into dead kids.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A. MAN. WHO. MAKES. A. DEAL. THAT. INCLUDES. A. PERMANENT. IRS. IMMUNITY. CLAUSE. FOR. HIMSELF. HIS. FAMILY. AND. HIS. COMPANY'S. IS. A. FUCKING. TAX. DODGING. CRIMINAL.