BREAKING: President Trump and First Lady are rushed out of the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
It is unclear what led up to the evacuation, but attendees of the event were seen on video feed ducking and covering around their tables.
.@POTUS: "What was your feeling when you had no communication?"
Victor Glover: "I said a little prayer, but then I had to keep rolling. I was actually recording scientific observations of the far side of the moon... We were busy up here working really hard, and I must say, it was actually quite nice."
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with wornout tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on”;
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings—nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run—
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
Time for the "T" word yet?
Joe Kent is reportedly under FBI INVESTIGATION for "allegedly leaking CLASSIFIED INFORMATION"
And the investigation was reportedly going on before he resigned
Rep. Tim Burchett just filled up his dually and called it.
“The price of gas is a scam.”
America buys zero oil from Iran.
The gas in your tank right now was bought weeks ago at the old price.
The oil is already in the pipeline.
They raised your price anyway.
“Prices go up like a rocket and come down with a parachute.”