Lauren Chiodo

less upsetti more spaghetti

[cameron @cambeserious]

nobody:

kenzie: #loveislandusa

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Me clocking back in to love island twitter for the next two months #loveisland #loveislanduk

[trish @ultragloss]

whoever gave him this hair cut deserves the nobel peace prize

[eliz @eliza___v]

me at 7 years old, searching for girls' games on google:

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

[danial @feeIcompIete]

why did yall choose this pic of her meeping out

[giana @spookieolive13]

bob dylan watching timothee chalamet perform his songs on snl

[Lauren Chiodo @lochiodo]

We opened the bag to a foul smell & moldy clothes. Toiletries & electronics are ruined. The expensive suitcase? Ruined.
@Delta this is disappointing, irresponsible, and careless. So glad you were able to get to the olympics on time w/ all of your belongings packed safe and dry!

[Lauren Chiodo @lochiodo]

We finally got one of our suitcases delivered from @Delta. They didn’t even keep our 2 suitcases together that were checked together under the same name. This suitcase was clearly left in the rain and heat for the last 5 days.

[sitara ✮⋆˙ @boneIessmango]

selena gomez if there was an award for victimizing herself

[jasmine @jasiashley]

timothée chalamet and kylie jenner at the golden globes

[Lauren Chiodo @lochiodo]

@VENOMisSiK @0xjune_eth @npotts10 @baooochau @haj_bubba @ReyR11 @vicbergui @FricsonEncarna1 @GillMia4 @PrinceElyas5 @sean9_man @OldhammerNFT @Michell27408839 @Steezo_NFT @PA_1339

[Lauren Chiodo @lochiodo]

@FredoDunkin @theFeyisayoOlu @PlagueDekaZero1 @Granpa_Grenade @BioHazmatt @qindongchen @AzizAlshamari @ObiWanBenoni @NFTmarketplace @Anisa74582770 @Rodion90576153 @Pradeep55447624 @0xhanofweb3 @consultadnan

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

NSFW

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

Kindergarten class welcomes a refugee boy from Ukraine with open arms deserves endless retweets 👍

[trash jones @jzux]

one time when i worked as a host at a fancy restaurant in LA, joaquin phoenix’s people called to try to book him a last minute table for that night and i said “more like walk-in phoenix” and they literally hung up on me

[julia hava @binchcity]

Pete Davidson is gonna date Queen Elizabeth next

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

my pronouns are yes chef/thank you chef

[lana del slay @lanadelslayee]

last night i told a customer he looked like “if pete davidson drank water” and then asked him if he gets that a lot and he was like “obviously no one has ever said that to me in my life.”

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

An Emmy for Evan, and Oscar for Brie… the cast of Sleepover remains undefeated.