Donald J Trump

"Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."
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[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

I HATE CANADIAN BACON!

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

I HATE CANADIAN BACON!

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

PRAISE BE TO WAKAN TANKA AND GITCHE MANITOU!

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

PRAISE BE TO WAKAN TANKA AND GITCHE MANITOU!

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

CANADA MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON. PRAISE BE TO WAKAN TANKA (GREAT MYSTERY) AND GITCHE MANITOU (GREAT SPIRIT). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DONALD J TRUMP!

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

CANADA WILL NOT LONGER BE ALLOWED TO SELL BACON IN THE UNITED STATES!!! IS CANADIAN BACON EVEN BACON?

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

CANADA MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON. PRAISE BE TO WAKAN TANKA (GREAT MYSTERY) AND GITCHE MANITOU (GREAT SPIRIT). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DONALD J TRUMP!

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

CANADA WILL NOT LONGER BE ALLOWED TO SELL BACON IN THE UNITED STATES!!! IS CANADIAN BACON EVEN BACON?

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

CANADIAN BACON WILL NOT LONGER BE SOLD IN THE UNITED STATES! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DJT!!!

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

CANADIAN BACON WILL NOT LONGER BE SOLD IN THE UNITED STATES! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DJT!!!

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

Could you imagine if Krazy Kamala were President? We'd all be in multiple random Wars, she'd destroy The White House for a Dancing Room, we'd practically be exploding with diarrhea with how bad her policy's are, EXPLODING WITH DIARRHEA WITH HOW BAD HER POLICY'S ARE.

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

Could you imagine if Krazy Kamala were President? We'd all be in multiple random Wars, she'd destroy The White House for a Dancing Room, we'd practically be exploding with diarrhea with how bad her policy's are, EXPLODING WITH DIARRHEA WITH HOW BAD HER POLICY'S ARE.

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

Very sad to report that Dolly Parton, one of the greatest Country singers, and far beyond, EVER, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will. Unless of course I started to sing. President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

Very sad to report that Dolly Parton, one of the greatest Country singers, and far beyond, EVER, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will. Unless of course I started to sing. President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

LAKE ONTARIO MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DJT

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

LAKE ONTARIO MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DJT

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

The United States is giving serious consideration to not allowing the Canadian National anthem at US sporting events. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

The United States is giving serious consideration to not allowing the Canadian National anthem at US sporting events. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

Lots of “bluster” from Donald Trump, who is the President of the United States, but who is better known as the less charismatic, intelligent, and overall unimpressive son of the late, great, Fred Trump.

[Donald J Trump @lockDonaldTrump]

Lots of “bluster” from Donald Trump, who is the President of the United States, but who is better known as the less charismatic, intelligent, and overall unimpressive son of the late, great, Fred Trump.