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@rinoartpark @DDFL

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@AdamKadourhe Jerry loved Thursday’s

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@surrender_idx90 I need the alternate stream you got

[Alex Sexton @SlexAxton]

I feel like we didn’t focus enough on the fact that someone in the Trump campaign meant to schedule the “four seasons hotel” but definitely accidentally scheduled this “four seasons landscaping” store and they had to follow through with it. Veep was not this good.

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@EasyE2432 Because of the lockdown? Me neither, stay safe

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

@barstoolsports Throwback: Charles Barkley saying “Lonzo had a triple-single.”

😂 Shaq’s reaction

[KB @kbnoswag]

“Similar to how American baseball players use pine tar to get an illegal advantage, Harry [Gryffindor seeker, Harry Potter] would use excess wizard semen on his palm as a prohibited performance enhancer,” admitted Rowling, while fighting back tears, in an interview with ESPN

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@reedistight @ABC It’s fucking grapes!!!!!

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

yo who did this fam😂😂😂

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@nypost @ToneDigz

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@CASHINMcGAVIN @OHWeGetIt @MoneyPlays89 I sir, will never forget the legacy of Packer Capper

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

I think about Chad Johnson fall after year 10. From being traded, not fitting the Patriots and then going to Miami and losing his chance there. Then, that was a career for him. Done while still being able to play.

[Joey Kaufman @joeyrkaufman]

Miami (Ohio) coach Chuck Martin on facing Ohio State: "It's kind of like going to recess and they have the first 85 picks."

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@DaMidgetZimbo Yep, another tie.

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@marty_mush Well this is wild

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@_Noops Life’s too short to not bet the ova

[YP @YoungPageviews]

HEY BOSTON

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@_GordonBombay Assuming that would be Rosen for Harry? W/ picks from AZ bc no way they are winning a trade with the pats

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@holy_schnitt @FrancisCEllis Serial killer smiley