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@andrewbogut I'd say that Melbourne's Gotham city at this point but even the government and police departments in Gotham city seemed to give a fuck about stopping crime. Don't think we need batman to be saving us from like a group of like ten 13yr old Sudanese kids that weigh like 40kg each

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@ozcrimenews Legit question...would we even need a police force anymore if we just deported all these Sudanese and other undesirables?

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@fulovitboss He's just late for his shift at the hospital where he's a highly respected doctor...or some shit like that we're told

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@RobChalmers1 Well when there's 1000+ mini potholes within the same 20m2 patch of road like there seems to be all over Victoria, it probably costs very little per pothole to just redo the road 🤷

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@theheraldsun I'd trust the captivas that Carrington car co guy sells on the daily 1000x more than I'd trust a word that comes out of chalmers mouth

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@ausstockchick

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@JohnnyWareham @Ogdog61 @Sammy__Edmund They'll get a first round pick next year as compensation for him if he leaves as a free agent, and hawks will miss another year of having him whilst in their premiership window

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@AussieVal10 Status of the computer shows about how much work she truly achieves on the daily

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@Pivotonian1838 Didn't work the first 16 times but it'll definitely work this time...surely no one's voting labor anymore

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@daicoszn Voss kicked another goal like 30secs later so realistically his miss didn't really change anything...freo completely shutting off with 4mins left cost them a flag

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@Bonjour_Pippy @DHughesy @HawthornFC Mitch Lewis and impey both put the umpires in uncomfortable positions with their low IQ plays...all Lewis had to do was let himself be tackled out of bounds instead of blatantly tapping it out and mccluggage outsmarted impey by leaving him free enough to get the ball out

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@WizardWatson5 Tackle didn't change for 7secs and he managed to dispose of it after that so clear prior opportunity

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@Pivotonian1838 110%...impey couldn't have made it any more obvious he had the chance to dispose of it but had no intention to. Gotta give credit to the umpire for having the balls to make the call

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@lucasgarth @rohancct He played himself by easily putting it on his boot after like 7 seconds of the tackle not moving at all...made it blatantly obvious he had every chance to dispose of it

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@PollyPorridge What exactly did yeo say that was wrong though? 🤷

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@hisaflog100 @lagoat88 Public transport is terrible in Melbourne if you live like 5km or more away from the cbd

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@cheryl_kernot Paying mortgage off sooner allows for living a more financially comfortable life, allowing the person to then be putting more money into retirement in their 40s and 50s 🤷

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@Pivotonian1838 Unfortunately sums up majority of labor politicians I fear. She just outs herself more than the others because she lets it all out on insta