LockInCryptoX

Crypto Anon

[Tony 🌍 @NeetWorldOrder]

Truth nuke

[Hermes @chaotichermes]

The goyim have gone insane.

[naiive @naiivememe]

Welcome back Diamond Hands, how was the moon ?

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

Rough week for the "AI is taking our jobs" narrative.

> Amazon just axed its AI leaderboard as costs soared with no clear payoff
> Starbucks' AI can't even count coffee cups right
> Uber burning a $3.4B AI budget in just 4 months with nothing to show for it

WE ARE SO BACK.

[shah @shahh]

A gay dating app outperformed Ethereum this cycle

[— @graveair]

Just saw a guy calling his smartphone a “pocket jew”

[Clive @Clive_99]

When I’m deleting pictures from my camera roll but I scroll a little too far back and see PnL screenshots from the last bull run.

[naiive @naiivememe]

financial advisors : " put only 3% of your wealth into Bitcoin "

me : " 3% Bitcoin , 97% Alts "

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

130k tech layoffs year-to-date.

Insane.

[LockInCryptoX @LockInCryptoX]

@WatcherGuru That is why they vote against CBDCs, because stables are their CBDC.

[UNCLE 🏴‍☠️ EDDIE 🫵😹 @MediaGiraffes]

@WatcherGuru @MaxiHielo Welcome to “Banking”

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

Nick Fuentes explains how the Federal government terminated his bank account worth $483,592

[Zach Rynes | CLG @ChainLinkGod]

Look guys, it's actually really straightforward, a bunch of people staked their ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield, except they didn't want their capital to be locked up, so they actually staked with a liquid staking protocol called Lido who provided them a liquid staking receipt token called stETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer, except they didn't want to lock up their capital, so they actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided them with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called Aave so that they could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero that was hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Tom Lee's 'BitMine' buys 101,627 $ETH worth $235 million.

[The Smart Ape 🔥 @the_smart_ape]

> be in defi
> put usdc on aave at 3% apy
> "safe yield. lowest-risk play."
> can't withdraw because kelpdao got drained
> because kelpdao used layerzero
> because layerzero trusted 3 rpc servers
> because north korea ddos'd 3 rpc servers
> layerzero: "the protocol worked as intended"

[Wimar.X @DefiWimar]

🚨 BREAKING

INSIDERS JUST STARTED MASSIVELY DUMPING EVERYTHING EXCEPT OIL RIGHT AHEAD OF THE U.S. MARKET OPEN ON MONDAY!

EVERY SINGLE INSIDER IS SELLING BILLIONS NONSTOP:

0 BUYS. 1,382 SELLS. $13.58 BILLION IN VOLUME.

THIS IS REALLY BAD FOR MARKETS...

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

LOOKING FORWARD TO FUTURES LATER

[HFC @HFCRPTO]

@Kalshi Everyone’s portfolio rn

[LockInCryptoX @LockInCryptoX]

@Pred_History this is actually real not ai lolz