Earl “Big Mac” Hayes

John Mobley Jr. Enthusiast, Tallahassee Regional Fish Champ ‘08, Cisgender ‘21-Present, Into BBWs, I follow sports, Philippians 4:13

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Uber driver is a #werewolf

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#Nuke Conforto

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31 shots from Brunson tonight is just absurd

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@Dbrickshaw69420 You golf?

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Never fall in love. #shrink

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Cavs swept in the ECF. Myles Garrett traded away. Denzel Ward in trade talk. Whole city of Cleveland in shambles.

One cold corona with a freshly sliced lime

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

The Browns after trading Myles Garrett

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@hazardpounder Let’s get a cold one sometime Pounder. Maybe go fishing as well

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If Denzel Ward leaves, I will have serious mental health issues. Seriously man, how the fuck can the BROWNS have more of a downfall.

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Cavs getting swept in the ECF and MG being traded away in the span of one week. What did I do to you God. Forgive me for my sins. Bring my brownies back to glory please🙏🏻

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Not how I expected my monday afternoon to go. #Suicidal

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Finance, Lacrosse, Segway, Pipeline? #GoldfishMemory

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Snag would play right about now

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New tat. Thoughts? #TatDox #Nails #Iambatman

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@jram_atron None sighted at the bar. Depending on Tinder matches currently, will lyk.

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That’s right it’s tuesday and the boys are going out. Don’t even need to say it at this point i’m horny. Honestly I’ll get with a black girl tonight. #CarterBryant #LFN

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Wawa max stadium pulse shit right now. 5 middle aged redneck men waiting to take a seat and let loose. My Lost Mary and I will take our time. #ThankYou

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Tyrese Proctor and I got the same amount of play last night and to my knowledge I was the only one that slept in a bed with two girls. #LoseLose

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@Billybobbyrtj not one

[Ricky “Hog Rida” McQuad @RickMcQuad]

Dog reminds me of my buddy @Billybobbyrtj. Not a thought in this niggas head.