Dan

he/they | fix your hearts or die

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Goalkeeper reveal is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Not spoiling anything but it is beautiful that One Battle After Another is very fundamentally about feeling like you’ve aged out of your radical roots, but that that’s okay because the love that fueled that action will continue far beyond you. Surprisingly hopeful and sweet

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

heard a mouse in the walls and waited next to the gap by the heat pipes until he poked his lil head out and made eye contact with me

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Subway acoustics and musician making me feel like I’m investigating a murder in Martinaise on this trip to the post office

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

This roused some genuine patriotism from me. Good fucking LUCK in a 'gay off' against a member of HER MAJESTY'S NAVY you yank dolt

[LB @looksbizarre]

It can't be more than two calls for Cruise

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

aw david lynch. one of the first cool people i became aware of as a kid, and he stayed pretty cool my whole life. i'm not sad because he got to live the life he wanted for 78 years and that's the best case scenario, but i will miss him

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

this looks like a silent film star from the 1920s with his sex offender manager named Fatto Artex or something

[MijoU @mijo_u]

people getting mad at this for various reasons but will then turn around and eat up AI slop

[Noely @NOELY1982]

The monster raving grooming party

[Dji @CmoiDji]

LE PEN EST MORT, DRY JANUARY ANNULÉ !!!!!!

[RiscV @MKVRiscy]

Me pranking my doctor before he puts me in the MRI machine

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

I am pro going through my partner's phone but just because they have balatro installed on it and sometimes I want to play balatro on the go

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

Justin Trudeau: "Well there goes my chance to run again, not like I can change who I-"

The shoe polish under Trudeau's bed:

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

send this to a friend who's learning french on duolingo

[St1ka @St1ka]

So it turns out Tommy Talarico also used stock music on games he worked on and then claimed he composed them

[shoshki @cherubiim_]

he likes the music u stupid bitch

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Chess guys get so mad when you call it a horse. Buddy, that's on you. You're the ones who chose to make it that exact shape.