Sarah Slocum

Believe in the little things!

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

Shout out to Amber from TN on the @WarbyParker team. She helped me out major tonight! #teamwarby

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

My biggest fear in life is that my pets don’t know how much I love them ❤️😭

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

“I’m tired of dry food, I want moist food!” -@ZookCrain

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

All the way from England to cheer on the Bucs!! #letsgobucs

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

“I’m playing my favorite game...which is tinder..” -Joshua 😂❤️ @j_daisss

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

Buy yourself a dolphin so you always have a porpoise in life! 🐬

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

“You can’t tell me that when a madam comes swinging down from the ceiling your not like ‘damn that’s good entertainment’!” -my roommate 😂😳

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

A huge #CastCompliment to Curran at Tower of Terror for being the best bell hop I have ever had!! 🛎 #topnotchperformance

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

I think I just found the very fine line between pure happiness and eating too much Taco Bell 🌮😂

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

My roommate yelled at @JohnStamos today because he was in the way of a wheelchair guest at Epcot and she didn’t know who he was 😂😂😂

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

Reasons I go to the Steelers games:
3.To actually watch them play
2.To watch the ketchup bottles go ⬆️and⬇️
1.To watch @Chickillo56 be cute😏

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

A monkey just simultaneously punched me and stole my sunglasses... so that's cool

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

When are hockey players most calm?!

Between periods!! 😂😂😂

Gosh I crack myself up...

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

My sister walked into a wall today in front of her patient then quietly whispered to herself "I'm going to be carrying your baby soon" 😂

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

Contact is on Netflix😱😱😱 My day has been made!

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

@horn_fred like every single one of my friends 🙃

[Sarah Slocum @locoSloco8]

I am experiencing the movie Twilight for the first time ✨