pookie

(they/he) the satirical volume of my cultivated and far from quasi-autobiographical, “digital humanity”. MPLS | Chicago

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

Yo, who up proofreading they love letters?

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

@sadboyitme Men literally just need therapy.

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

@azealiaslacewig babe we love you we need you and we are gonna be here in Chicago waiting for new dates💅 been waiting years to see you perform

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

Nobody in my neighborhood Catholic Church’s coffee shop knows I have c*m leaking out of me

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

Caroline polachek was playing in Pete’s market #6 today.

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

If you’re AMC a-list you should be allowed to smoke flower inside the theater

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

laundry at the laundry mat im wearing a sundress and sandals i am sweating profusely i pack pile after pile of cat piss soaked clothes into the industrial sized washing machine

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

@_fullyfaith This dress is so killer dude- it’s so sweetie!

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

Chicago homies! Let me know if you’re interested… one of my college besties is getting married!

[Faith @_fullyfaith]

HI!!! i am looking for a drag queen to dj my wedding september 27th, 2025 in saint paul mn!! pls message me if you’re interested or know someone who might be!!!

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

Was hanging w this Butch girl I’ve been kissing and we were talking about trans identity and she said “people just don’t get that you’re a faggot. you are a boy and you are a gay boy. But they look at you and they see a dyke.” She sees me.

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

@_fullyfaith Yupppp

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

Playing is it lint or is it weed

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

YUPPPPP🫰ikdr!💅🍬🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳💋💋💋🤩🥕💅

[goob @cchaseno]

professor asked if i was designing anything post grad i said my resumé…

[juni 𓏲ּ𝄢 @soapdishglitter]

U guys aren't from the sticks for real because she's literally telling the truth

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

@cchaseno I love when you comment on my stuff

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

Love to play fem

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

The sally beauty employees on cermak road have seen me at my most vulnerable more than people I love have.

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

@warriorcatslarp Dude one is the kindest lover kitty who can’t stand hate speech and one is a complex emo kitty who hisses and cries and curses at others but ultimately just wants to be loved despite her fear of affection. I can’t reconcile them. They need to understand!

[pookie @locusclassicus_]

Introducing new cats- any tips? Two female cats, so far they’ve been having issues:/