lauren.

i can read minds but it’s pointless because I’m illiterate

[lauren. @lodiggitty]

🤍

[lauren. @lodiggitty]

Hannah Gardner Cyr Coe is much more than my better half.... she's my heart and soul. I would not be anything without her..💜

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

sure why not

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[Alex ✨ @a_mirrorball23]

Can we talk about how she like isn’t even phased by it like this is just the level of affection she is now used to Jesus Christ someone take my phone from me

[sarah @sablaah]

let’s all go stand around together at 2pm tomorrow, too. that was fun

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

[ovulating] hiiiiii

[♡ @astralbaes]

a girl and her sentimental necklace vs the world

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[erica @ericanextdooor]

no he was 3 boyfriends ago, my great great boyfriend

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

QUIT WORKING AND GO GET A MARG

[Suzy Jones @SuzyJonesMusic]

BREAKING NEWS FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE:

[J Girl @juliethardt]

Baby don't provoke me, you want to wake the beast"

The Beast:

[moved to @ROSAPlKE @dykedazzler]

dream blunt rotation but i'm the blunt

[league @itsleague]

What's a crab rangoon to a crab rangoblin?

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Me as soon as the weather hits 70 degrees consistently

[Roady @roadsoda69420]

need a zero calorie drink with 300 mgs of caffeine, 6mgs of nicotine, 8% abv and 25 grams of protien

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

him: are you fucking stupid
me: