Apatholitic

Always be there for them, not U.S. time doesn’t exist yet it controls us anyways DISCLAIMER: Parody until innocent

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

I GOT UNSUSPENDED

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

They should do this ban for people over 16 in the UK too

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Social Media will officially be banned for children under the age of 16 in the UK, Keir Starmer announces.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Knicks fans in New York react to the Knicks winning the NBA Finals

[Asgore || ItsIzzyFr🌳 @K1rbyFr]

In a bit of a pickle
or was it apple?
#backrooms #googlesnake @Google

[dominik johann @zerstoerer]

you have to go as fast as you can

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

If Laufey isn’t doing the main score for the new James Bond, then what’s the fucking point

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

If I'm trying to look up the definition of a word, the top search result shouldn't be of some shitty company named after the word

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

Reading my old tweets

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

This is what I imagine Gavin Newsom does when alone

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

Look fear in the face.
#Clayface hits theaters this October.

[Ruth 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @superpaperslap]

People only say this shit online. Imagine going up to your female coworker at applebees and saying that radical feminism is on the verge of destruction because a video game that has a little white girl in it is a bastion of pronatalist values. She'd pepper spray you until you die

[Zito @_Zeets]

This report about the surveillance in Madison Square Garden is insane

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

The Northernlion cruise is actually real?

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

@beansshapiro the mind that questions is the mind that grows

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

I still am amazed this is a real person and video, he looks exactly like a 1:1 to the chud wojak drawing, does he trim his eyebrows to look that way on purpose, who is this man, and how can he not be some artificial caricature created for the very purpose of this video?

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

@beansshapiro bulkan*, and also now im curious who the original chud the wojak was based on was

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

@beansshapiro are there like baltic brow genes that make them that way?

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

I'm so fucking tired of this market manipulation bullshit

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

I don't care if it makes me a fake RE fan, I am not purchasing and playing the original RE1 remake that came out in 2002

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following:

$510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research
$82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated)
$61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated)
$240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated)
$659 million - Community building grants
$47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated)
$449 million - Economic development grants for communities
$1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA)
$993 million - Scientific research and technology standards
$150 million - Support for American exports and trade
$2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs
$8.5 billion - Funding for public schools
$1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated)
$2.7 billion - College access and higher education support
$15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects
$1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.1 billion - Scientific research funding
$386 million - Environmental cleanup programs
$150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research
$4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated)
$768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance
$819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children
$775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated)
$5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention
$5 billion - Medical research (NIH)
$129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research
$356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response
$1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants
$707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure
$52 million - Airport and transportation security
$40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats
$53 million - Funding for homeland security operations
$3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated)
$1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated)
$393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness
$529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated)
$489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities
$50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated)
$60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws
$58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated)
$45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety
$20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated)
$395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated)
$234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs
$101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws
$46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad
$2 billion - International humanitarian aid
$1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated)
$4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs
$2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships
$642 million - International economic and treasury programs
$315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad
$486 million - Grants for public transit projects
$4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure
$372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities
$145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure
$204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities
$1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement
$100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated)
$1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection
$2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds
$90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated)
$3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research
$297 million - NASA technology innovation programs
$1.1 billion - International Space Station operations
$143 million - STEM education programs
$309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs
$170 million - Small Business Administration operations
$158 million - Loans for small businesses

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

@kn0nker Is that not Plantasia by Mort Garson playing in the background?

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

sorry did I say shareholders? I meant lobbies/pacs*

[Apatholitic @Loerdan]

Gavin Newsom was designed in a lab entirely for the purpose of being a political lolcow for the online far-right to conflate and attach to the left. He is everything wrong with the innate duplicity of modern politicians whose only purpose is to grow capital for their shareholders

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?