the lo-fi waves

Singer songwriter. Stream of consciousness. Melancholia, vitriol tinges, whimsy. Medway music scene’s best kept secret 🤫😉

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@themarkrad drive thru carvery where it’s all served in a mammoth Yorkshire pudding? Might be a bit messy but keeps the roast theme on the road.

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@rustyrockets

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@huwstephens what was that Odetta tune again please? Thanks.

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.@BBCNews what language are you writing here?

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@MichelleMone The desperate ending argument to settle this in the civil court rather than criminal!

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Suella Braverman, the Reggae Reggae sauce of the tory cabinet. So good she had to get sacked twice.

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@medway_council how do I get an update on query #101002441985 submitted over a month ago?

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@PizzaExpress shoutout to the attentive service at table 19 Rochester branch 14.10.23 at 17:30. Give that young man some kudos.

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@themarkrad @StuartMaconie

3/3

So as the radio waves gently play,
Tune in to Radcliffe and Maconie's display.
For even in words, they make crisps come alive,
A snack-filled adventure that truly thrives.

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@themarkrad @StuartMaconie

2/3

With laughter and banter, they chat away,
About crunchy cravings that brighten the day.
Their witty remarks, like a crisp's perfect snap,
Keep listeners entertained with each verbal tap.

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@themarkrad @StuartMaconie I asked AI to write a poem about crisps on the radio and this is what I got.

1/3 Crunching and savoring, flavors galore,
Potato delights that we all adore.
From salt and vinegar to cheese and more,
They explore each crisp, down to the core.

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@SpeakerPelosi Public Service Announcement: if you have a blue tick but not actually famous or anything, your comment is null and void. Thank you.

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@Mill3nnialmh @l0okWhatYoumade Ah. The original post referenced the insta account and then said the account had been deleted. So I had a look on insta.

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@Mill3nnialmh @l0okWhatYoumade Just now…

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@SkyNews @michaelgove What’s with the apologetic laugh @michaelgove? Embarrassment, insincerity, or both?

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On the day of my birth I give thanks to all you utter legends that follow me, provide a brief insight into why I’m like this and explicitly state my hatred of this bastard government, particularly that mop haired shithouse Boris Johnson.

Fuck the fucking Tories.

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@TheRockRevival_ If they’re not your crowd, you still have the money and yourselves to play for. You’re only on for less than an hour, then go and have a beer!

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@GLEBALLS2000 @purbrooktony “Give these dogs up.”
“I’m not giving them up.”
“You’re leaving us no choice then fella.”
“Fucking do it then. Do it. Go on.”

Releases the dog which goes straight towards the police. Less than a second for the shooter to decide. Neutralise now or when I don’t have a clean shot?

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@mariaalcoptia 01:58 - dog advances towards officer
01:59 - shot fired

That’s no more than one second to make a decision whether to fire or not before potentially not having a clear shot because the dog is already hanging off your colleague’s arm.