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Dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind. AC000000

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

JK I will never quit DC

[lofo32 @lofo32]

@JackPosobiec My small brain assumed this thread originated because of the speculation on how Taylor will get from Tokyo to Vegas and back in a few weeks without a lot of tranquilizers and crack.

[lofo32 @lofo32]

@ABC13Brooke @abc13houston @TheBabylonBee not the bee material re: this story

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@conservmillen Not just growing a whole ass human, but getting it out of our bodies too! That’s almost the hardest part!

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@KnoxMcCoy am I doing it right?

[lofo32 @lofo32]

@SpaceCityWX I know this is a long shot, but would you go to the zoo on Saturday morning? We had planned to go for my daughter's 1st birthday but forecast is so ambiguous at this point...can't decide!!

[ESPN @espn]

Before taking on Houston Christian, Texas wore warm-up shirts honoring Huskies guard Darius Lee, who was fatally shot this summer.

(via @TexasMBB)

[lofo32 @lofo32]

@abc13houston Since it was coke, it’s definitely okay.

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@OUAchievers I can tell you my underreaction for this week is Sunday Ticket and DirecTV. I am, in no way, looking forward to paying the NFL but hopefully when they stream the games we will actually get to see them. Sunday Ticket is 🚮🚮🚮

[lofo32 @lofo32]

@DIRECTVhelp Annnnnd 6 days later, we are having the same issue.

[lofo32 @lofo32]

@DIRECTV It might be what you are watching, but the plebes that are forced to use the app can’t see shit because no games will load on any device. Oh and your customer service will get back to me in 4 hours when the games are over.

[lofo32 @lofo32]

@DIRECTV I need help and your god forsaken customer service won’t connect. Is anyone even working today to help with Sunday Ticket?

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@OUAchievers Thank you!! I hadn’t gone far enough. Also, I don’t know if the blonde haired rocket lawyer requires it, but they’re way funnier if you don’t say it’s fake.

[lofo32 @lofo32]

@OUAchievers I want to play the Kirk Herbstreit hair ad for my husband but I can’t find it. What episode is it in?! #bigbirdspubes

[lofo32 @lofo32]

@acforrester2 @OUAchievers @KnoxMcCoy We live in HTX and have taken to referring to him as Ol’ Dong Neck Mills but only my husband and I get it 🍆 definitely worth everyone else’s reactions

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

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@TTEcclesBrown @Outkick Do you also ask if rape victims were wearing skirts that were too short or asking for it?

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@taylorsschumann @jamiebgolden Tell me y’all don’t actually talk to any conservatives without telling me you don’t converse with any conservatives.

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@AnneBogel Lessons in Chemistry is tied with The Maid for my favorite book of 2022 - both @jamiebgolden green lights!!

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@happy14U @theadvocatebr Lia Thomas and his trophies beg to differ.